your mom

the best 2 words ever

kid 1: that kids fat!
kid 2: thats your mom!
everyone else: hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

by 69isbest January 10, 2022

your mom

a word that is used when you don't feel like answering a question that is asked, even if it doesn't make sense.

your sis: dude, what are you watching
you: your mom!

bob: hey, what time is it?
you: your mom!

by texas August 04, 2003

your mom

The first or second in an almost ritualistic chain of insults. Can also be used as a stand alone insult. It is best used by mixing it with part of the first speakers sentence. Often used when A: it makes no sense, or, B: it makes way too much sense.

-Ex 1-
Person 1: That's one tall building
Person 2: Your MOM is one tall building!
Person 1: Your FACE is one tall building!!
Person 2: Your MOM'S FACE is one tall buidling!!!
Everyone else in the room: Ooohhhh!!

-Ex 2-
Person 1: I don't think i'm gonna to make it to friday.
Person 2: Come ON man!
Person 1: Hehehe... I'll come on.... YOUR MOM! OH!!

by ymf January 08, 2008

your mom

the answer to all lifes questions and queries.

you: whats the meaning of life?
me: your mom

you: what we having for tea tonight?
me: your mom

you: wheres sam?
me: with your mom

by DinkyDizzy May 08, 2005

your mom

These two words are to be put in the place of the initial noun to mock the other person.

Cashier: A dollar even.
Bob: You mom's a dollar even.

by Jane and Jenny April 17, 2004

Your mom

Someone who's gay

Your mom? She gay.

by hﾠﾠ June 06, 2018

Your mom

A generic response commonly used by 12 year olds when they can't respond to something or a response to a question. they usually think they're funny for doing this

Interviewer: So what was it like being trapped underground for 3 weeks?
Kid: it was like DOING YOUR MOM

by TheStinky February 14, 2021