Chunder fountain

The act of lying on ones back and being sick in a way that imitates a fountain effect

Person A: Did you see james last night?
Person B: Yeah he made a nasty chunder fountain on his face

by FPSG August 17, 2010

Fountain of Youth

Noun. A bowl like form in the scrotum area filled with any liquid.

Verb. (Fountain of Youthing) When one consumes a liquid from a stretched out scrotum. (commonly in a bowl shape)

When a person stretches out their nut sack and fills the surface with a liquid (another person typically takes a sip from it)

Showered with my girlfriend and she took a sip out of my fountain of youth.

I saw a girl fountain of youthing on the beach with a random guy using water from the ocean.

by LB and CF January 19, 2021

Splitsville Fountain

A sexual maneuver wherein Person A gives Person B a blowjob, leans in for a kiss, then spits the cum into Person B's mouth without warning.

Laurel gave me a Splitsville Fountain last night. It was really weird, but in a way... kinda hot?

by bichasse June 3, 2016

negativity fountain

1. One who has so much negativity built up inside that they practically spew negativity/negative like a fountain spews water.

2. One who makes rude comments towards another without being provoked.

3. One whos only method of feeling better is to try making you feel as shitty or shittier than they do.

Leo: stfu.
Leo: srsly, ur dumbbb!!!
Tom: "u are just a fucking negativity fountain these days!l"

OR

Jack: "I'm on vacation all week!"
Jill: "It'll probably rain."
Jack: "well at least i got my paycheck today."
Jill: "but ur car insurance is due and u owe me 40 bucks!"
Jack: "you don't have to be such a negativity fountain!"

by the_penguin July 4, 2009

fountain drink

A soft drink that you usually get from fast food places. It is a combanation of chemicals that make it taste fresher.

"Damn, I left my fountain drink out for so long that all the ice has melted"

by Wade666 April 6, 2008

Flower Fountain

your missus vagina

All my joy is to feel life spring from your flower fountain.

by fanny flaps May 16, 2022

The Golden Fountain

A girl, preferably Asian and unshaved, performs a handstand whilst urinating. This will create a fountain like shower of urine that eventually cascades down either side of her body, causing the urine to fall from her pubes into her eyes, nose, and mouth, or down her ass crack into her hair. (Preferably into her nose)

Keanu Reeves' career is an example of The Golden Fountain.

by DGAF3000 January 7, 2014