ASP

After Sex Piss. Very important ritual after banging.

I fucked her and before I could go again I had to take a 45 second ASP. Almost as good as sex.

by Bigpalm1983 July 6, 2017

[asp]

average anime fan and simp

asp is a very cool guy

by totally not asp September 14, 2021

ASP

An acronym for 'At Some Point.' In colloquial use, most people would follow it with "..... " to imply that they'll get to something or do something later--probably not at all. In practice, it serves as an antithetical synonym to ASAP. Whereas 'ASAP' implies immediate action, 'ASP' is quite the opposite -- the likelihood of action is extremely low -- you're getting blown off... Conveniently, 'ASP' is also a plausible typo of 'ASAP' further adding to its popularity when responding to a boss's requests.

Boss: "Run all the numbers for me again" "umm, yeah, asp...."

by n mck May 21, 2019

Asp Burger

The most basic burger, fit for the most boring, slowest people you have met.

Jacob has gone ahead and ordered an Asp Burger, he's so simple.

by Guii July 31, 2025

asp-arin

Medicine of dubious safety/value/effectiveness that's hawked by a "snake-oil" salesman.

I prefer natural remedies over that asp-arin crap --- who wants to ingest "extract of asp", anyway???

by QuacksO August 26, 2018

Asp-berger’s Syndrome

An affliction of snake-in-the-grass individuals.

Asp-berger’s Syndrome is highly dangerous to the gullible --- once you start letting sneaky con-men trick you, they will eventually turn and bite you in the a**.

by QuacksO June 22, 2018

asp

(at some point) like atp, but asp

“you gotta start focusing asp”

by db<3 May 3, 2022