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FNAF Rap
YO YO YO listen up to my new rap! I just got a freddy hat!

(HOT GIRL SINGING) oH YeAhhhh ITS FREDDY FAZBEARS PIZZA! WHEN YOU GET SOME PIZZA! AND A BIG. PIECE. OF ASSSSSS! awesome music plays

Me: ya my name is rappa 3000 and ill trl ya da story of fredy pizzaria with a freddy goldy and a hot foxy fucking chica all day long, With a hudge dong, and den the security guard named chonged put his ding in BONNIE!

girl takes off shirt and sings OH YEAAAAAA ITS FREDDY FAZBEAR PIZZZAAA! WHEN U GRT SOME PIZZA AND A. BIG. PIECE. OF. QSS

me strokes dong mmmm ya its fredy fazbear pizza with huge dings and blongs and bomgs and frogsssss! with scary sexy animatrons!

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