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(3rd Person Mom) Moms Who Talk to you in 3rd Person when referencing to themselves. Instead of "I like ___", its always "Your mama likes ___". Or instead of "I miss you", its "Your Mama misses you". If this is your Mom, you have a 3PM!
by JA$ON K!D January 10, 2011
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Jul 24 Word of the Day
It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.
β€œWhere did you go after we left the pub?”
β€œDunno, CRAFT.”
by AKACroatalin November 07, 2015
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3pm is an unspeakable act and that no one ever under any circumstances (weather they're good or bad) should have to experience it because it's so evil and painful, beyond the agony of hell, it is considered worse than death and even the devil is afraid of it.
"I went to court today... The judge sentenced me to 3pm..."

"What the heck did you do Billy!?"
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by weathermachine7 January 29, 2019
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