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Protestant-splaining

When a Protestant tries to explain Catholic or Orthodox teaching and completely fails by spewing misinformation or twisting what they actually believe.
“Catholics believe the Pope is God.” That’s Protestant-splaining Anderson.
by cathchild June 18, 2022
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GPT-Splain

When you need to explain something to someone but don't want to be accused of mansplaining so you get ChatGPT to do the dirty work for you
I had to GPT-Splain to Diana what "Level 1 unlocked" was but didn't want to be accused of mansplaining 'cus she hates that.
by Beazneez September 29, 2023
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soma-splaining

A play on "mansplainer," it captures someone in SOMa, NJ who is overly eager to "educate" others on their ultra-woke worldview, even when it's riddled with contradictions or hypocrisy. It nods to the self-righteousness and instability while keeping it tongue-in-cheek.
Rea was SOMa-splaining to the terrorized new moms in her group who didn't understand the local political culture.
by Borelia January 25, 2025
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Splain

Go team Splain
by Spyderpig1937 February 16, 2022
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Wo-splain

The explaination of something by a woman typically to a man, regarded as condescending or patronizing. Antonym to mansplain.
I'm listening to a woman wo-splain how to make half and half to her chef boyfriend.
by Lvonisenberg November 4, 2023
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Woman-splaining

Jessica was woman-splaining very hard.
by Knosemore October 3, 2022
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stop splaining

A command to shut someone up when you don't want to hear what the other person has to say, nor explain the reason why.
Larry tried explaining his ambitious unrealized dreams to Anne, but there was no way Anne could understand his rambling lectures, and half baked ideas.
As soon as Larry would say one of his key words Anne was on que like a conditioned Pavlov Dog with rabies uncontrollably command Larry to stop splaining.

Larry would pout, and stammer in response, but with no hope of continuing.
by mlhiss May 7, 2020
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