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Sad Arden Hours

When Arden experiences sadness, Sad Arden Hours are happening.
#Why U playing Mad World bro? "
"Oh it's just sad arden hours."
by Not Arden November 1, 2020
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Arden army

Car club based in the south west of England but have some members left from around the UK.
Have some decent looking Vauxhall's in there group attend the odd show meet around the UK.
Can normally be found at a meet wearing blue jumpers with a gigantic gas mask and sporting some form of ballistic brand clothing.
Person 1 hey nice car do you belong to a car club
Person 2 hey thanks man yeah I'm part of the Arden army
Person 1 oh so you like to be under the thumb told what to do and treated like a bitch then
by Major p taker November 1, 2019
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Arden Alarm Clock

The act of ejaculating into one's hand then slapping someone who is asleep with said hand. Particularily effective for its two-fold effect of confusion and anger on impact, then realization and horror of having cum on your face.
When Tuesday dropped the Arden Alarm Clock on Clint, Clint recalled with a hearty smile the daily remembrance of waking with a yellow, crusted cheek.
by RubyTuesday July 16, 2008
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Enoch Arden Laws

A law that provides presumption of death and permission for a spouse's remarriage after one has been inexplicably absent for a set period of years, usually seven.
Alfred Lord Tennyson wrote in 1864 a poem called 'Enoch Arden' (once required reading in many literature classes) concerning a sailor whose shipwreck kept him from his wife and children for ten years; on his return, he found that his wife, presuming him dead, had married his best friend. Many states and nations now have what speakers of English call Enoch Arden laws.
by Ludd July 17, 2015
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Arden

arden’s the man! tho she probably cheats at recreational sports. ❤️
Dude, look at her pocketing the bags we use to play cornhole. She is SUCH an Arden.
by junie123 June 20, 2022
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Everett Arden

Someone who’s penis sticks straight out all of the time and claims to not be aroused.
Wow look at Everett Arden over there, his penis is two inches hard.
by Creamoligma February 23, 2022
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Arden Chase

by swagger69420 May 25, 2021
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