A vague term that can refer to just about any person, animal or inanimate object that is better qualified to be President of the United States than failed Republican re-run Donald Trump. For some reason the GOP is hanging their hopes and dreams on the doomed presidential bid of a convicted rapist and felon who is so broke he's resorted to selling national secrets to the Chinese and doing personal favors for Vladmir Putin in exchange for campaign donations.
This snowglobe depicting the Toronto skyline and CNN Tower in a blizzard is better qualified than Donald Trump to be President because, unlike Trump, it sits harmlessly on a desk without committing rape or sedition.
This egg-salad sandwich I bought from a truck stop is better qualified than Donald Trump to be President because, unlike Trump, people will discard it when it starts to stink.
This strip of gauze with pubes stuck to it is better qualified than Donald Trump to be President because the only person it affected was the sex worker whose eyes watered when it was ripped out of her crotch during a Brazilian wax, unlike Trump who put pretty much everybody in danger when he stole documents naming undercover CIA operatives in foreign countries and sold them to Iran.
This "I ❤️ Pounding Proud Boy Ass" T-shirt is better qualified than Donald Trump to be President because it's less offensive and more fun at parties, has a better understanding of world politics and U.S. history and Constitutional law, and plus it won't try to give a long, pointless speech about how it really didn't lose the election if the Georgia governor had only committed fraud to find some "extra" Trump votes, and if it weren't for the hordes of drag-queen immigrants, by now somebody would have found evidence of the kind of voter fraud that wasn't intended to benefit Trump.
This egg-salad sandwich I bought from a truck stop is better qualified than Donald Trump to be President because, unlike Trump, people will discard it when it starts to stink.
This strip of gauze with pubes stuck to it is better qualified than Donald Trump to be President because the only person it affected was the sex worker whose eyes watered when it was ripped out of her crotch during a Brazilian wax, unlike Trump who put pretty much everybody in danger when he stole documents naming undercover CIA operatives in foreign countries and sold them to Iran.
This "I ❤️ Pounding Proud Boy Ass" T-shirt is better qualified than Donald Trump to be President because it's less offensive and more fun at parties, has a better understanding of world politics and U.S. history and Constitutional law, and plus it won't try to give a long, pointless speech about how it really didn't lose the election if the Georgia governor had only committed fraud to find some "extra" Trump votes, and if it weren't for the hordes of drag-queen immigrants, by now somebody would have found evidence of the kind of voter fraud that wasn't intended to benefit Trump.
by doubleghost March 28, 2024
To give in totally and completely like a small scared puppy with it's tail between it's legs when confronted by one's superior.
by Benedict Donald July 18, 2018
by CEMIYENTOSOCIETY July 09, 2022
Ivanka Trump is the second oldest child of Donald Trump. She may be romantically involved with her father. She often takes the place of Melania Trump in positions next to her father. Donald Trump said that he would date Ivanka if she were not his daughter.
Interviewer: President Trump, what are your thoughts on Ivanka Trump?
Donald Trump: I love how hot she is! I would totally date her if she weren't my daughter!
Donald Trump: I love how hot she is! I would totally date her if she weren't my daughter!
by Queen Of Urban Dictionary May 27, 2022
Wow, people really don't like that Trump Musk smell in their house. Who would have thought it could be so noxious.
by No Hemingway February 13, 2025
noun
A particularly persistent and evolving odor characterized by its ability to intensify over time, resist conventional remediation methods, and require aggressive intervention to eliminate.
Etymology: Coined in 2025, combining references to persistence and escalation.
Characteristics:
Progressive Intensification: Unlike ordinary odors that dissipate or become less noticeable through olfactory fatigue, a Trump Musk grows steadily more potent and offensive with the passage of time.
Adaptive Resistance: Shows remarkable ability to resist standard deodorizing agents, air fresheners, and ventilation attempts. Conventional solutions often seem to strengthen rather than weaken its presence.
Pervasive Quality: Demonstrates an unusual capacity to permeate all elements of life making containment particularly challenging.
Psychological Impact: Creates increasing anxiety and distress in those exposed to it, as the realization dawns that normal remedies prove ineffective.
Elimination of a Trump Musk typically requires disproportionately aggressive interventions.
A particularly persistent and evolving odor characterized by its ability to intensify over time, resist conventional remediation methods, and require aggressive intervention to eliminate.
Etymology: Coined in 2025, combining references to persistence and escalation.
Characteristics:
Progressive Intensification: Unlike ordinary odors that dissipate or become less noticeable through olfactory fatigue, a Trump Musk grows steadily more potent and offensive with the passage of time.
Adaptive Resistance: Shows remarkable ability to resist standard deodorizing agents, air fresheners, and ventilation attempts. Conventional solutions often seem to strengthen rather than weaken its presence.
Pervasive Quality: Demonstrates an unusual capacity to permeate all elements of life making containment particularly challenging.
Psychological Impact: Creates increasing anxiety and distress in those exposed to it, as the realization dawns that normal remedies prove ineffective.
Elimination of a Trump Musk typically requires disproportionately aggressive interventions.
Simple Example:
Person one: Its getting worse.
Person two: hrm.
Person one: I think we have a Trump Musk problem
Person two: <<increasingly alarmed>> Fuck
Extended Example: The Unacknowledged Problem:
"The corporate culture at Nexus Industries had developed a Trump Musk. It started with small ethical compromises that everyone noticed but no one addressed. Management dismissed early complaints as 'sensitivity' while middle managers avoided mentioning the increasingly toxic environment in meetings.
As months passed, the problem intensified—high performer departures increased, customer complaints accumulated, and the company's reputation deteriorated. Still, leadership maintained there was no issue, despite the obvious stench of dysfunction permeating every department.
By the time investors finally acknowledged the problem, the Trump Musk had thoroughly saturated the organization. The board was forced to take drastic action: replacing the entire executive team, scrapping the company's operational structure, and rebuilding from the foundation up—at tremendous cost and disruption that could have been avoided had someone addressed the first whiffs of trouble years earlier.
Person one: Its getting worse.
Person two: hrm.
Person one: I think we have a Trump Musk problem
Person two: <<increasingly alarmed>> Fuck
Extended Example: The Unacknowledged Problem:
"The corporate culture at Nexus Industries had developed a Trump Musk. It started with small ethical compromises that everyone noticed but no one addressed. Management dismissed early complaints as 'sensitivity' while middle managers avoided mentioning the increasingly toxic environment in meetings.
As months passed, the problem intensified—high performer departures increased, customer complaints accumulated, and the company's reputation deteriorated. Still, leadership maintained there was no issue, despite the obvious stench of dysfunction permeating every department.
By the time investors finally acknowledged the problem, the Trump Musk had thoroughly saturated the organization. The board was forced to take drastic action: replacing the entire executive team, scrapping the company's operational structure, and rebuilding from the foundation up—at tremendous cost and disruption that could have been avoided had someone addressed the first whiffs of trouble years earlier.
by Scampifries February 27, 2025
by Nightmare wolf January 16, 2021