Slut Math
A math equation that determines the sluttiness factor of a female
log((age-10)^69)/18
take the age, subtract 10, take it to the 69th power, take the log base ten of that, then divide by 20 to get the acceptable number of sex partners from that age.
take the # of partners of the accused slut, divide by the equation above.
if above 1, then she is a slut
else, she is probably not, but may act like one.
A math equation that determines the sluttiness factor of a female
log((age-10)^69)/18
take the age, subtract 10, take it to the 69th power, take the log base ten of that, then divide by 20 to get the acceptable number of sex partners from that age.
take the # of partners of the accused slut, divide by the equation above.
if above 1, then she is a slut
else, she is probably not, but may act like one.
-Dick- Hey I think Brittany's a slut
-Brian- Have you done the slut math on her yet?
-Dick- What's the formula?
-Brian- You take her age, subtract 10, take that number to the 69th power, you take the log base ten of that number, then you divide by 18.
-Dick- Ain't nobody got no time for that.
-Brian- But i do got time for taking my log and and 69ing with power(sex joke).
-Brian- Have you done the slut math on her yet?
-Dick- What's the formula?
-Brian- You take her age, subtract 10, take that number to the 69th power, you take the log base ten of that number, then you divide by 18.
-Dick- Ain't nobody got no time for that.
-Brian- But i do got time for taking my log and and 69ing with power(sex joke).
by dapumpkinator December 29, 2015
Get the Slut Mathmug. any girls names that starts with an S or A
usually talks to multiple guys and has sex with more then one person in a month
usually talks to multiple guys and has sex with more then one person in a month
by crack is good November 15, 2019
Get the Slutmug. A woman who is a slut during the day and even while sleeping at night, tends to take rock hard cocks in every possible hole.
by BlakeTheSnakeDager September 5, 2016
Get the Sleeping slutmug. This is a female of a very low social status, low moral and ethical foundations, a girl of a lower class in society who absolutely no fuckin' needs anyone, guys from her only need her deep tight holes between her legs :) .. they use her simply as a means of draining her male excretions from the balls, as a person, no one needs her as a person! Sometimes requires money for sex. She's dressed very vulgarly: mesh tights/stockings, a leather jacket, bright red lipstick, high heels , and so on. Smoky, slightly male voice, smokes, uses profanity, loves stupid TV shows 'bout all sorts of doodles/assholes, her entourage is the same girls like herself.
Jack: Did you meet someone at the nightclub yesterday? Or was he left with nothing?
Peter: Well bro, I picked up one girl for the night and fuck with her, she's such a depraved slut, I didn't expect it, she sucked my balls for half an hour!!
Peter: Well bro, I picked up one girl for the night and fuck with her, she's such a depraved slut, I didn't expect it, she sucked my balls for half an hour!!
by Nick JohnsoooL April 16, 2021
Get the Slutmug. by Ryn & Brit May 2, 2021
Get the Slut slushiemug. a person that lies about their nationality to say their Somali , Latino , Egyptian or British
a person that says they have a Tesla (picture on their phone)
a person that claims to have a girlfriend yet posts a poll on his Instagram story asking “will you date me” . The results were 100% no
a person that says they have a Tesla (picture on their phone)
a person that claims to have a girlfriend yet posts a poll on his Instagram story asking “will you date me” . The results were 100% no
by yegudye June 19, 2018
Get the slutmug. Sweet Little Unforgettable Thing
(To your friends)
Vs.
(To your enemies)
Stupid Little Unwanted Trash
(To your friends)
Vs.
(To your enemies)
Stupid Little Unwanted Trash
(“Slut” to your friend)
Don’t worry, you’re a S.L.U.T. girl!
(“Slut” to your enemies)
Wow, you are such a S.L.U.T. bitch..
Don’t worry, you’re a S.L.U.T. girl!
(“Slut” to your enemies)
Wow, you are such a S.L.U.T. bitch..
by Winteroses February 7, 2019
Get the Slutmug.