A perfectly shaped shit which falls from one's out spout, sinking in your toilet water and clogging it. This dense anal crueller strategically seals thy throne drain just as that small boys thumb held back a wall of water.
The immense relief I felt after finally birthing the largest shit in history, was squashed when my toilet couldn't flush overflowing from my John Thumb.
by Apologetic Shiek January 17, 2024
Get the john thumbmug. michel meijer's greatest rival alongside jake kroger,landon target,joe save a lot,and jason dollar tree
by Lesll October 30, 2018
Get the john walmartmug. when someone tries to get over on someone by twisting the conversation or situation so that they can have a better outcome than the other! For Example to Con someone by mentally twisting the situation.
by Tried!!! October 3, 2018
Get the John Tamonte' Twistmug. A pizza place that you expect will be run by a friendly family, but no one by that name actually works there
Dude, i stopped by that place John&son pizza but there was no one named John and no sons worked there . It's not a family run place.
by Fmadethis October 31, 2020
Get the John&son pizzamug. 