Being clumsy when handling things...moving things...setting them down, etc....Knocking things over, spilling things, dropping things.
I went to move my bowl of tomato soup, I caught my finger on the edge of the countertop, and spilled my soul all over the floor....I don't believe how Ham Handed I've been lately.
by I made the man December 13, 2024
Get the Ham Handedmug. That random hand you have when you cuddle your significant other, that just sticks out looking like a zombie coming from the grave.
by Mr. Beastly September 6, 2016
Get the Grave handmug. When you are fucking someone and she, he, or you decide to give manual stimulation directly to their genitals to help them orgasm. e. g a reach around during sodomy
My lover usually pegs me on my back on the kitchen table so that she can give me a helping hand to force me to climax.
by pegn May 18, 2025
Get the HELPING HANDmug. by Slimdiggity December 22, 2023
Get the Engineer Handsmug. A Woman or Man who provides a much needed service to the horny people in the world ....... if you get what i mean ;)
Man 1: Shelly is the biggest hand artist in the town.
Man 2: Really what are her rates?
Man 1: I think $50 a job.
Man 2: Really what are her rates?
Man 1: I think $50 a job.
by Handy McAndy November 17, 2013
Get the hand artistmug. When a someone who has a deformed hand or is missing a finger gives you a hand job until the big top explodes.
by Mr.Stupidface April 12, 2022
Get the Hand Circusmug. The act of launching someone with one/two arms, proceeding to hit the victims head onto a piece of furniture or wall.
by Digg Bickk January 17, 2020
Get the Two Hand Timmymug.