When 2 individuals of Turkish origin, decent and or affiliation settle their beef using their leather belts until one caves in, passes out, and or until death ensues. An ancient form of settling quarrels which has travelled through time and evolved into modern day society.
“Holy smoke did you see those 2 Turks go at each other with their freaking belts, wow what a sight. That was my first time watching a real life Turkish belt off, fuck yeah!”
“My mate is from Istanbul, let’s not make this any uglier than it has to be. I wouldn’t want any of you guys to end up in tears following a Turkish belt off.”
“Why do Turks always have to settle things using violent means such as a belt-off”
“My mate is from Istanbul, let’s not make this any uglier than it has to be. I wouldn’t want any of you guys to end up in tears following a Turkish belt off.”
“Why do Turks always have to settle things using violent means such as a belt-off”
by Boris Ze Sausage February 21, 2011
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Dean: Hey guys where is James, did he bail on us?
Nick: That bastard, he's probably sittin' over in the corner there, jerkin' off in the garbage.
Nick: That bastard, he's probably sittin' over in the corner there, jerkin' off in the garbage.
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wut you need:
1. you need 1 superball
2. you need at least 2 players
3. you need 1 couch
4. you need a room to play in
Rules:
1. no player at anytime may leave his/her knees
2. put the couch about three feet from the wall, parralel to the wall
3. throw the superball as hard as you can at the wall making sure to clear the couch
4. the object is to be the one to get the ball back, so you can throw it at the wall and domerock the other person.
5. most important rule, it is maditory to eat a butterfinger powerbar and drink a coke before starting any game of "supperball off the wall"
6. this game could get very expensive, make sure to clear the room before playing
wut you need:
1. you need 1 superball
2. you need at least 2 players
3. you need 1 couch
4. you need a room to play in
Rules:
1. no player at anytime may leave his/her knees
2. put the couch about three feet from the wall, parralel to the wall
3. throw the superball as hard as you can at the wall making sure to clear the couch
4. the object is to be the one to get the ball back, so you can throw it at the wall and domerock the other person.
5. most important rule, it is maditory to eat a butterfinger powerbar and drink a coke before starting any game of "supperball off the wall"
6. this game could get very expensive, make sure to clear the room before playing
"wanna play supperball off the wall?"
by pedro February 16, 2005
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Psychiatrist: what did you do last night?
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Me: I spent like 5 hours performing an Urban beat off.
Psychiatrist: again? What definition this time?
Me: The Boston Pancake got me so horny that I beat my little dick around til it was black and blue.
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