fuck toy

special tools used for pleasuring yourself. For instance, people, toys etc.

"You want to know what you are to me.....go look in a mirror, you will see my fuck toy!"

by Anlnyisea May 19, 2005

Titty Fuck

where a man places his dick in between some nice firm tittys usually DD+ and makes his dick rub up and down, I'd use lubricant or you get burns I know. This is good for horny guys who have easy girlfriends, I would suggest doing this if your not ready for sex.The man usually should cum in there tits,neck,face and mouth.

John: I titty fucked sarah last night, my eyes went to the back of my head.
Steve: Wow! What size tittys has she got?
John: 40DD . . She said that before we had sex, that I had to titty fuck her.
Steve: Holy shit! You gotta let me have some of those tittys!!!

by Pillow aka Horny lass August 29, 2006

fucked up

An event pertaining to something thats messed up, or ironic.
Commonly used when something happened that was not expected.

that shits fucked up

by Figgy Newts June 3, 2004

fuck pig

Fuck pig is an insult used in the UK

Look at that stupid fuck pig

by Jay Austin September 25, 2007

fucking moron

A dumbass

Jeff Is Such a fuckin moron, he has no rythym

by Bob Smart 8 October 28, 2003

Tiddy Fuck

When you repeatedly take your penis and put it between a girls boobs. After you do that you give them a cum shot all over there boobs.

Last night I gave this milf a tiddy fuck and she opened her mouth to the cumshot.

by J3zus Christ October 9, 2008

Dutch fucking

The act of slotting ones manhood in between a pair cheasticles, and having the owner of them massage your Sausage accordingly. The end result of this most pleasurable activity can often be the giving of a pearl necklace to the young lady as a reward for her good work.

"Oh, mate. The misses was not in the mood for a shag last night, so she still gave me a good dutch fucking instead!"

by chucklemunch September 29, 2006