mom cares

1) When something is hella sus or sketchy

2) When you show concern about something or someone
1) "Look how mom cares this place looks

2) "Dude, who's bullying this kid? Mom cares"
by PineapplePete_Official January 02, 2021
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Morbanging ur mom

When u bang ur mom in morbin
P1: What are you doing?
P2: MORBANGING UR MOM!!!!
by Dragonboilol September 13, 2022
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WORLD NAGGY MOM DAY

If your mom is nagging on to you about doing chores or some sort, say "ITS WORLD NAGGY MOM DAY I DONT HAVE TO DO ANYTHING YOU TELL ME TO DO!" And if they bring out the belt then run for your fucking life man.
Mom: Come here brat!
Kid: uh, I don't think so, its world naggy mom day which means I don't have to listen to you, bitch!

Mom: Okay, I guess you are right, since its world naggy mom day, I should stop being naggy...
by Quirky-by-my-life November 16, 2019
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Uber-momming

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1. The physical act of you, or a friend, neighbor or other family member Ubering your children to various sports, school, scouts, or other extra curricular activities and events. However there is no expectation of financial reimbursement for this action.

2. The condition of picking up and driving your children (or anyone else’s children -upon request) wherever it is they need to be, providing they send you a text message to let you know where they are; where they need to be; and where they are going with little, or no advanced notice.
I’ll be leaving work early today as I’m Uber-momming the kids to soccer practice today.
by CJHawkstone December 07, 2017
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Johns mom

Darians bitch
Whos johns mom? oh thats just darians bitch.
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national sesh with your mom day is february 19th
go grab a joint or a bowl and smoke with your mom because it’s february 19th!!! national sesh with your mom day !!
by smartypantskid February 19, 2021
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Your mom's ape

Something you say to a question you don't feel like explaining.
by Your mom's ape February 25, 2021
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