The difference between cats and dogs-
Dog- Please fill my bowl, I'm beggin you, don't do this to me!
Dog owner- Shut the fuck up faggot!
Cat- What's up? You got my food yet? Don't make me come back again before that bowl is full a second time. If that bowl isn't full by the time I get back...
Cat owner- All right, all right god dammit, you're not the only one ready to eat you know?
Dog- Please fill my bowl, I'm beggin you, don't do this to me!
Dog owner- Shut the fuck up faggot!
Cat- What's up? You got my food yet? Don't make me come back again before that bowl is full a second time. If that bowl isn't full by the time I get back...
Cat owner- All right, all right god dammit, you're not the only one ready to eat you know?
by Solid Mantis November 17, 2020
Get the Cats and dogsmug. Cats and dogs dont vote, work or hold offices, though one day people could advocate for them if they thought that was what cats and dogs really wanted to do. Cats and dogs dont take as many vacations as humans either, you'd almost think they dont have good lives. If you're the kind of person who thinks they should be freed from captivity, why would you own a cat or dog yourself? Animal control and groups that send animals somewhere like a kennel for adoption are not providing freedom for these animals, it's really the opposite.
Cats and dogs don't vote, work, or hold office. The point being that female cat or dog owners are no more the solution to humanity than are male pet owners. If they're human, they're the problem like everyone else.
by Solid Mantis September 27, 2020
Get the Cats and dogsmug. by Chair forced biotch May 27, 2017
Get the Cat ghostmug. Man 1: Moans Fuck Cat
Man 2: Moans let's suck your cat together
Man 2: let the lesbian Woman being begin
Man 2: Moans let's suck your cat together
Man 2: let the lesbian Woman being begin
by anonymous March 31, 2021
Get the FUcks catmug. Hellions bent on destruction or used like the curse word mf'er. Or a not too offensive hot raunchy sex-stank.
As in: that's the same cats-frumunda that I smelled last week or; are you the cats-frumunda
ones that stole my ceramic peter pan statue and did that cemetery vandalism?.
ones that stole my ceramic peter pan statue and did that cemetery vandalism?.
by S'got"MostLike08TarotMagician" January 6, 2023
Get the Cats-frumundamug. 
Normally, has no time to read this because phatti padi hai.
Spends most of the time planning for preparation, but never really gets around it. A CAT Aspirant is determined: determined to do everything but prepare seriously until last moment and then cringes about how very little time is left.
Spends most of the time planning for preparation, but never really gets around it. A CAT Aspirant is determined: determined to do everything but prepare seriously until last moment and then cringes about how very little time is left.
by KyaKarLoGeJaanKe November 25, 2021
Get the CAT Aspirantmug.