He's that niggah, he's that man. He runs shit.Smokes too much weed to be sober. Counts too much money to be broke Has his girlfriend hold the strap while he rolls the blunt. Watch out cause this man's quiet and dangerous!
by E da plugg March 25, 2019
Get the Emug. A funny guy and good to be around, but shows his gayness at almost every opportunity he gets. Jakes are sensitive and one minded, but also very creative and have lots of girl friends because he’s not attracted to them at all. You will always find a Jake, in the boys bathroom, sucking at a gloryhole.
Girl: hey look at Jake E over there, he’s really funny guy
Girl 2: yeah but he’s extremely gay and will always take a guy over a girl
Girl: and I heard he’s also attracted to Ben.
Girl 2: yeah but he’s extremely gay and will always take a guy over a girl
Girl: and I heard he’s also attracted to Ben.
by ##ALI-A is life ## February 7, 2019
Get the Jake Emug. 
Mike: You just fractured your tailbone, why are you still going to the competition?
Steve: A. B. C. D. E. F.
Mike: …I see.
Steve: A. B. C. D. E. F.
Mike: …I see.
by Frederick Yeo November 16, 2023
Get the A. B. C. D. E. F.mug. by WiredForStereo November 5, 2014
Get the E-SWAGmug. 
An E-pocalypse is a disclosure to certain privileged persons of something hidden from the majority of mankind. Today the term often refers to e-Bay or the end of the world, which may be a shortening of the phrase epokalupsis bayus, literally "sale at the end of the æon, or age".
As time ticked away, ___ just KNEW that the snow-encrusted plow with the deer-head ornament would be his. "Surely, the E-pocalypse is nearing."
by ballpark_frank February 9, 2010
Get the e-pocalypsemug.