cut like kids cake

When you “cut” (aka exit or leave) in a quick, smooth, or easy fashion, like a grocery store birthday cake for a kids birthday party. Often used to refer to a friend with benefits or other not-serious sexual partner leaving soon afterwards instead of staying over or going out together. Referenced in the song “Recognize” by PARTYNEXTDOOR feat. Drake

When I hit you at your condo real late
Check the scene to see if you straight
Then cut like kids cake

by TheDoctorr March 31, 2023

Blue sour patch kids

THE BEST CANDY IN THE WORLD

Me: Hey John I just had blue sour patch kids
John: YOU’RE SO LUCKY OH MY GOSH

by Gam gam Glenda July 31, 2021

the worlds cutest lil kid

a very special person by the name of karen who i love beyond belief she is just mwuah everything about them is special :)

hey do you know about the worlds cutest lil kid?
no bob i dont know who worlds cutest lil kid is.
they are sum special fo sho <3

by thelifeoftokyo July 5, 2021

my kids first apartment

Per The Family Guy:

Lois takes Peter to an Oral Sex learning retreat. Unknowingly Peter and Stewie have switched bodies in an unfortunate experiment gone wrong. Lois wants to show Peter where, “the kids first apartment is.” The rest of the family desperately tries to invert the process before Stewie has to, “Munch a Bunch of Fritos.” Which entails chomping on Lois kitty. Prior to the chomping of the kitty, the inversion takes place, only to show it was Brian in Peters body doing the chomping…

Let me show you, my kids first apartment…..

by Nishidamoto August 22, 2022

Spider-Man: No kids home

The child pornography version of Spider-man: No way home

David: Bruh Yassien has so much child porn downloaded.
Jayden: Yeah he probably even has Spider-Man: No kids home

by Kriftyz January 15, 2022

Ayden the corn syrup kid

Ayoooooooooo if you dumbasses don't know who our boy is then gtfo out of here.

"Ayo are you Ayden the corn syrup kid"
"Yea"
"Aight ur cool"

Alternative
"You the corn syrup kid"
"No fam"
"What kinda faggot are you"

by SadlyNotTheCornSyrupKid January 16, 2022

Ayden the corn syrup kid

Ayoooooooooo if you dumbasses don't know who our boy is then gtfo out of here.

"Ayo are you Ayden the corn syrup kid"
"Yea"
"Aight ur cool"

Alternative
"You the corn syrup kid"
"No fam"
"What are you even bothering breathing for"

by SadlyNotTheCornSyrupKid January 16, 2022