the B's wing hand is strong because of his ability to dominate the stack.so keep your wing hand strong,bitches!!
by lumpy & the B November 13, 2007
Get the keep your wing hand strongmug. An OCD-impaired bookworm who stubbornly keeps his gaze straight ahead when turning a page, and so he reads the right-hand side of the open book first, before reluctantly redirecting his gaze to the left-hand page.
Being a right-hand reader maybe be okay for a tome that has a separate item or article on each page (like a "Jim and Tim Talk Duct Tape" book or a "Choose Your Own Adventure" missive) and therefore may not have to be read in "progressive" order (i.e., from one page to the next) to make sense, but it can be exceedingly problematic for a "standard" essay that "flows forwards" through the entire book; attempting to be informed or entertained by reading this type of work's pages "out of order" can be very confusing.
by QuacksO October 17, 2019
Get the right-hand readermug. 
A very dry, aggressive, and amateur “handjob.” Usually painful, but considered a right of passive in the south. By Haley
by Dr. DeezNutz March 5, 2022
Get the Hand Gibbermug. I just electrocuted myself in the hot tub, throw me a hand beer so I can walk to 7/11 and get more hot dog buns.
by Decterium June 23, 2024
Get the Hand beermug. by 1december🖐 November 27, 2019
Get the Left handed 1 Decembermug. The hand warmer 9000 is a version of a hand job where instead of just the motion of a normal hand job, someone increases speed and pressure of their grip until the male penis begins to heat up and turn red do to the friction caused by the speed and pressure of someone’s hand in the vertical up and down motion.
by Yesdadyes January 4, 2020
Get the Hand warmer 9000mug.