Meat Wrinkles

An ass so fat that the skin itself can’t hold all of it forming juicy ass wrinkles on the surface

Damn Heaven ass so fat , the meat wrinkles showing through the jeans

by Lankfvrd November 22, 2023

Meat Sack

The newly rising slang for condoms in Springfield Ohio. They're sacks that you put your meat in. Get it?

Javier uses extra-small meat sacks when we do the nasty.

Brett uses lubricated meat sacks to make anal with Garrett more pleasurable.

by Your Friend Phil August 15, 2014

Arkansas Boiled Meat

When a female attempts to have sex with a man at the end of her period but fails to mention she hasn't finished menstrating.

That bitch tried to give me some Arkansas Boiled Meat but I hit her with that red nosed dragon instead.

by Ke§ôP September 24, 2021

Meat canopy

The squishy skin between your thumb and pointer finger

"Ah man, I just pinched my meat canopy!"

by Tanya pigweed November 1, 2014

To beat dead meat

The act of doing something useless. Can also be a reference to erectile dysfunction

"What he's about to do is completely useless, he's just going to beat dead meat"

"He couldn't get it up, so he ended up beating dead meat"

by CapObvvvious May 6, 2017

meat creep

1. When your man isn’t horny but you want the dick so you be creeping on it.👀

2. (Meat creep Hoe) A girl who is creeping on anyone and everyone’s meat.

1.“Yo, bro, last night my girlfriend was being a total meat creep! She only creeping on my meat tho so😝”

2. “ Jenna is always thirsty for some dick, she’s such a meat creep,

by Meatchaser777 October 6, 2019

Meat Day

Any day that allows a person to consume the meat of Lunchables. Some religious holidays and days of obligation are not considered Meat Day.

Jake:"Give me some meat, it's meat day!"

by Meat Day March 9, 2020