Depressed asf emo kid

A depressed asf emo kid is exactly what it sounds like, an emo kid that is depressed asf. Their parents want to neglect them and for that reason they cry in a corner for at least 9 hours daily.

Oh boy, look at that depressed asf emo kid

by Rockyflintstone987 July 20, 2020

ur mom gay kid

The mom of a kid is gay

Person 1: bruh fuck off
Person 2: ur mom gay kid stfu
Person 1: *cries in the corner*

by Diego Rivas Slayer October 12, 2020

my kids first apartment

Per The Family Guy:

Lois takes Peter to an Oral Sex learning retreat. Unknowingly Peter and Stewie have switched bodies in an unfortunate experiment gone wrong. Lois wants to show Peter where, “the kids first apartment is.” The rest of the family desperately tries to invert the process before Stewie has to, “Munch a Bunch of Fritos.” Which entails chomping on Lois kitty. Prior to the chomping of the kitty, the inversion takes place, only to show it was Brian in Peters body doing the chomping…

Let me show you, my kids first apartment…..

by Nishidamoto August 22, 2022

Spider-Man: No kids home

The child pornography version of Spider-man: No way home

David: Bruh Yassien has so much child porn downloaded.
Jayden: Yeah he probably even has Spider-Man: No kids home

by Kriftyz January 15, 2022

Ayden the corn syrup kid

Ayoooooooooo if you dumbasses don't know who our boy is then gtfo out of here.

"Ayo are you Ayden the corn syrup kid"
"Yea"
"Aight ur cool"

Alternative
"You the corn syrup kid"
"No fam"
"What kinda faggot are you"

by SadlyNotTheCornSyrupKid January 16, 2022

Ayden the corn syrup kid

Ayoooooooooo if you dumbasses don't know who our boy is then gtfo out of here.

"Ayo are you Ayden the corn syrup kid"
"Yea"
"Aight ur cool"

Alternative
"You the corn syrup kid"
"No fam"
"What are you even bothering breathing for"

by SadlyNotTheCornSyrupKid January 16, 2022

Blue sour patch kids

THE BEST CANDY IN THE WORLD

Me: Hey John I just had blue sour patch kids
John: YOU’RE SO LUCKY OH MY GOSH

by Gam gam Glenda July 31, 2021