A striking young man, the pinnacle of youth. His massive dick dominates the cosmos, and his sharp jaw line is like the holy scabbard used to pierce Jesus; angular and defined.
The mere utterance of his name strikes fear into the hearts of many. Weak minded individuals bow down even with the mere glance of this illuminating spirit. Men hide away their wives so that this awe-inducing pinnacle of mankind would not render their wives unconscious. He is the enemy of men all around the world.
With a smile that lights up the darkest of rooms, women feel enchanted and the sensation of his touch becomes implanted into their christened minds; reminiscing upon this moment for the many years and generations to come.
The mere utterance of his name strikes fear into the hearts of many. Weak minded individuals bow down even with the mere glance of this illuminating spirit. Men hide away their wives so that this awe-inducing pinnacle of mankind would not render their wives unconscious. He is the enemy of men all around the world.
With a smile that lights up the darkest of rooms, women feel enchanted and the sensation of his touch becomes implanted into their christened minds; reminiscing upon this moment for the many years and generations to come.
"oh my god, Joe Hill was just around the corner" - girl 1
"omg u've only just realized, i felt the gravity of his dick when we got off the bus 10 minutes ago." - girl 2
"omg u've only just realized, i felt the gravity of his dick when we got off the bus 10 minutes ago." - girl 2
by handlemyhandlepls February 08, 2024
A complete fag that no-one likes and has no friends.
Sits by himself thinking about his days in mendham
Always plays fortnite
Sits by himself thinking about his days in mendham
Always plays fortnite
by CONEALBY1234 April 08, 2019
(Not to be confused with Sloppy Joe)
The particularly flabby, low-hanging breasts of a large woman (though they might claim big-boned).
Also, subject of the infamous song “Floppy Joe” by renowned music artist Avé.
The particularly flabby, low-hanging breasts of a large woman (though they might claim big-boned).
Also, subject of the infamous song “Floppy Joe” by renowned music artist Avé.
by MadongIzichi August 01, 2018
by Jerryatrics February 12, 2018
A broad term that describes a person typically from southern portions of the United States that works a blue collar job, has a strong southern accident, and is usually overweight. A Joe Billy can be summed up as a non-trailer park trash redneck with a well paying blue collar job but still enjoys the typical redneck lifestyle.
The most common jobs that Joe Billy’s have include: linemen, firefighters, plumbers, electricians, construction workers, farmers, and car salesmen.
The most common jobs that Joe Billy’s have include: linemen, firefighters, plumbers, electricians, construction workers, farmers, and car salesmen.
by Jewmuslim88 July 14, 2023
by Lololololol cameron is weird May 19, 2018
by foodericans May 05, 2022