GUY SHANI

THE BEST MAN IN THE WORLD

HE IS NOT GAY
VERY STRAIGHT
NADAV IS A GAY ASS NIGGA

WOW GUY SHANI IS THE STRAIGHTEST MAN IN THE WORLD
YES AND NADAV IS A GAY ASS NIGGA

by guydefinedthis March 28, 2021

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Guy DeLane

The most amazing guy you’ll ever come across in your life. Super funny and has a contagious smile, he puts his family first and is always there for his friends. He’s strong, smart, goofy, playful and sexy. He’s confident and knows what he wants out of life and doesn’t let what other people have to say stop him. Future UFC champion.

Person 1: “Hey did you see that UFC fight last night?”
Person 2: “Yeah Guy DeLane choked him out!!”

Person 3: “Did you see that hottie at the gym?”
Person 4: “Yeah that’s Guy DeLane ;)”

Person 5: “Girls I need coffee - Guy DeLane went alll night”

by hisenburg20 November 4, 2020

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Serious Fucking Guy

noun. A covert operative for the Central Intelligence Agency, MI6, and/or Mossad.

Or other unknown state and/or non-state operatives, seeking to maintain the status quo of the military industrial complex.

Mick: Hey man, who do you really think killed JFK?
Jack: Serious Fucking Guys man.
Mick: ye.

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Food Guy

A guy who is not easily satisfied by food. Never leaving scraps on his plate.

Danny was not a food guy.

by Meljoy Rickets December 23, 2021

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Everest, Skye, Rubble (guy answer)

The correct answer to “Fuck, Marry, Kill” in regards to the Paw Patrol, if you’re a guy. See also: Rocky, Everest, Rubble (girl answer).

Guy 1: Everest’s like a hot snowboarding chick, she’s probably kind of slutty and kinky, so definitely fuck. Skye’s a sweetheart, and super pretty. Obviously marry. And Rubble’s a dumb fucking idiot, so I’d drop him off at the all-kill animal shelter ASAP.

Guy 2: Yes, I agree. Everest, Skye, Rubble (guy answer).

Guy 1: Why did you mutter “guy answer” under your breath?

Guy 2: I was instructed to do so. It was a special mission from Ryder.

by CountOlaf69 November 27, 2024

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