cat boarding

The act of torturing confessions from prisoners by covering their faces with felines.

By cat boarding the Al Qaeda prisoners we were able to track down Bin Laden.

by Roger Roundly September 30, 2023

Cat Girlfriend

Sundew

Sundew is such a good cat girlfriend

by Henry K. Winters April 1, 2024

Cats

Pure evil. They can kill anything. Sure they may seem lazy but that’s just a cover up. They plan to steal all the food and then enslave us. They will overthrow us and rule the world. If you have a cat, watch your back.

Preacher: Name something evil in the world.

Child: Cats....

by I’mEmoTrashPleaseHelp June 29, 2018

Jesus cat

extremely thicc cat, loves booty rubs can open drawers cabinets and doors, has an owner named heaven and can pray to them and they will answer your prayer.

DAMN THAT CATS A THICC BOIII

damn your right must be a Jesus cat

by JESUS.THE.CAT.LOVES.ME123 November 4, 2019

SugarPlum (The Cat)

The cat poops on the floor plus the bed and if all because we left for one day..the cat now has depression and shit on u and me plus makes a cacophony! (I am now Dr.Suess) HAHAAHAH

SugarPlum (The Cat) took a shat again!

by Felix Kanky July 14, 2022

trap cat

A girl who likes to party

Wow Gia is a trap cat!

by Coolguy6996 September 11, 2016

cat sauce

noun - the mixture of cat pee and litter that form around the cats behind after they relieve themselves

also referenced as “sauce”

Garfield walked out of his room sauced up.

Sylvester was cooking that cat sauce this morning.

by naynayy March 1, 2024