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Chicken Joe

Chicken Joe is the head of the FBI and frequently helps the DEA in drug investigations. He was involved in taking out Bin laden and Pablo. He know frequently uses young kids to help him in his investigations.
K- Whoever works with Chicken Joe is an opp
A- I swear. I heard S started to work with him once he turned his card yellow.
J- Seriously I knew S was an opp
I- I knew S was sus
by Iknoweveryonessecrets October 23, 2020
mugGet the Chicken Joemug.

Joe Colrein

A fine young gentleman who is very worldly and also has a lot of
knowledge on most things.

Be sure to marry this gentleman if you come across him during you're life he is sure to make you're life 1000x better then it already is.

Just in general an awesome bloke.
Have you heard of that 'joe colrein' he is such a lad, knows everything.
by NOTORIOUS B.I.G September 7, 2013
mugGet the Joe Colreinmug.

Sludgy Joe

Quite possibly god’s greatest gift to humanitythe gas station coffee.
Person one: I just got back from the gas station with my sludgy Joe. I had them make it extra sludgy for me.
Person two: He’ll Yeah! Time to fix these planes!
by MSH144 November 30, 2024
mugGet the Sludgy Joemug.

Joe

Who is Joe? And why is he my mother?
Person 1: "Joe is coming after you!"
Person 2: "Who's Joe?!"

Person 1: *smiles with malicious intent*
mugGet the Joemug.

Joe

A Joe is a small guy in height and 'size' but is always catching the ladies attention. His smile and charming behaviour can make any girl fall head over heels for him. He is a funny, caring and dedicates his life to being the best version of himself that he can. Joe makes friends very easily due to his approachable understanding demeanour. He may seem lovely at first though, once he gets comfortable around you his dark humour shines through. Many boys are jealous of Joe, as he is every girls best friend. Everyone needs a Joe in their life.
Joe: Hey there sexy
Girl: DID JOE JUST TALK TO ME **faints**
by AmABarbieGirl August 21, 2018
mugGet the Joemug.

Joe

Someone with soup for brain and a python for a cock
Person 1: Did you see Joe fuck that cactus?
Person 2: Do you mean Joey?
Person 1: No i specifically mean Joe
Person 2: oh I didn’t see that…. Oh wait I can see the wet spot where his brain leaked out a bit
Person 1: I thought a snake was about to get him but it was just his massive cock.
Person 2: pause bro
by Snoopjoey January 3, 2024
mugGet the Joemug.

Joe

Joe mama (imagine falling for that, gullible) theres a wild urban-dictionaryosaurus!👉 Gullible
joe mama. seriously! what type of person is as gullible as you
by sethDthert06 June 13, 2022
mugGet the Joemug.

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