Person -2

satan in the urbandictionary universe. he speaks latin for some reason

Person -1: oh shit hide me
Person 0: what
Person -2: TE IN TESTICULOS CALCITRABO
Person 0: oh god no

by humanoidian December 3, 2025

Parting of the seas v.2

A sacred Viking ritual in which two partners, male to female. The male jumps from a ledge positioned above the female-who must have her legs spread in order for this to work-he then jumps from said ledge with his erection tip first, as he reaches the female specimen, he screams a violent Viking code. When he enters the vagina it is as if he had parted the vagina (presuming the role of the seas) creating a hyper wave of wet spew from the vag in opposite directions

Say rico, you aren’t a true Viking until you’ve done the Parting of the seas v.2

by Yourmomcreatedthese May 29, 2018

Team Fortress 2

Used to be a first person shooter, now its just bot haven

Team fortress 2 has so many bots!

by Trenchwarrior1917 December 30, 2023

November 2

If your born on November the 2nd then your probably a scorpio your a funny, intelligent and also a independent person whose good at math if you may like to say . Your a person who hides their feeling from the outside of them

“Hey! i’m born on the november the 2nd” “Oh nice” November 2nd

by Nickiimanaj November 24, 2021

Call of ops 2

Off-brand Call of Duty: Black ops 2

person 1: Do you have Call of Duty: Black ops 2?
person 2: No, but I have Call of ops 2.
person 1: TF IS THAT!?

by Poo_Nugget December 19, 2023

2 bobs

big joint

eow bro har du to smøger til min 2 bobs

by badderbrian August 26, 2021

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When you are so damn bored you type every single typeble letter in a portuguese chromebook keyboard

(please end my suffering i'm so fucking bored i dont have anything better to do)

Friend 1: Yo bro what you doin?

Friend 2: "'!1¹@2²#3³$4£%5¢¬&7*8(9)0_-=§˛q/w?e°rtyuiopª{asdfghjklç}º|\zxcvbnm<,>.:;─·ŧħ®ŋ°đ“þø→↓←ŧ«æß»ð©đ“ŋ”ħnĸł´̣̣

Friend 1: Did you just have a fucking stroke

by Big Raga The Opp Stoppa March 25, 2024