Hydra Dick

When you insert your dick into a girl and then when you pull it out your dick splits In half

Last night I pulled a hydra dick

by Moondog88 February 18, 2021

Dick Kitten

When you want to send a girl a dick pic, but don't want to be awkward, so you draw a picture of a cat on it. Instead of being weirded out, she will laugh.... with all of her friends.

T: "Wanna see my dick kitten?"
A: "What is a dick kitten?"
T: *sends pic*
A: *screenshots, and shows friends* (sorry T)

by MEEEOOOW January 31, 2015

Dick skinners

The derogitory slang for ones hands. Often referring to someone who has just masturbated or is known to masturbate excessively.

Mike: Hey jonny
Jonny: Yo
Mike: You wanna help season the chops?
Jonny: Sure, let me use the restroom real quick.
Mike: Make sure you wash your hands, i don't want your dick skinners all over the food.

by Jonny on the SPOT! May 13, 2017

Dick Slalom

A vagina belonging to a woman with loose morals that has been used so often and so thoroughly by the opposite sex that penises encounter minimal friction upon entry.

Person 1: "Did you hear Sheryl got pounded out again last night?"
Person 2: "Yeah man, that pussy has gotta be looking pretty close to a dick slalom by now."

by RawCocoa August 9, 2013

dick pat

When one pats a bros dick to show appreciation to him and his penis in a heterosexual way.

"I appreciate you Terrance" Exclaimed Mike as he gave him a soft and apricative dick pat. "Thanks man, that means a lot." Said Terrance after receiving a dick pat from his bro Mike.

by Notkaidendamery November 8, 2017

magma dick

an alcoholic drink made from the components: Vodka and Tabasco sauce.

Guy: Yo dude you wanna try some magma dick?
Girl: Yea sure
Guy: *pours a cup*
Girl: *Drinks* ... *vomits instantly*

by sayduhhhh April 6, 2011

Dick Smoker

Literally everyone you meet is a cock sucker...but the term "dick smoker" is reserved for a select few. They are the worst people in the world and even find pleasure smoking cock (similar to smoking cigars).

They are the asshole's who believe they are superior beings, however, they uh well you know... suck cock! Have you ever met someone you just absolutely hated with all your soul? It is quite possible he was what you call....a DICK SMOKER!

Literally Nobody: "...Enjoying silence..."

Dick Smoker: *Having a Giant Celebrating with Rainbow Flag*

Bob: Oh Jesus Christ, here we go again with those fucking dick smoker's running through the town!

Sally: Yeah, those dick smokers are literally the worst people.

by thekingtiger February 21, 2021