Bertram John: why did the kid throw the stick o butter out the window?
Dagmar: why?
Bertram John: too see a butter-fly!
Dagmar: haha Bertram you are such a good friend!!
Dagmar: why?
Bertram John: too see a butter-fly!
Dagmar: haha Bertram you are such a good friend!!
by Sigmaen fra seden September 27, 2024
Get the Bertram Johnmug. by anonymous November 23, 2021
Get the Johns mummug. A very attractive man that is to into his self that steals everyone's cars and sales drugs and trys to beat everyone up. He is a whore and sleeps with every woman he meets.
Hey you know John samples!
Yeah he my drug dealer.
Oh so John samples is the man to call for drugs...
Yeah he my drug dealer.
Oh so John samples is the man to call for drugs...
by Everywhoreubeenwith April 27, 2024
Get the John Samplesmug. A very wicked male that chooses silly friendships over relationships. Doesn't take care of his girlfriends and flirts a lot with other females.
Don't be a john
by A John hater November 22, 2023
Get the Johnmug. He is sooooo cute and loving and the best boyfriend or person ever if you know or date or know a John
your lucky
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by Crackhead ginger October 26, 2019
Get the Johnmug. John is a cool laid back dude with trust issues, a very short temper, and will claim to be broke but never really is. He has been hurt multiple times before but he still tries to open up and find the right one. He knows how to dress, and he makes sure everybody around him is good. If dating a John never let him go or do him wrong because you’ll really regret it. He literally has a one of a kind vibe and you will never find somebody that loves you like John does. If you ever find a John don't let him go or you’ll regret it.
Wassup John.
by Sheeeeeeeeshhhh October 29, 2021
Get the Johnmug. by paroledefinito November 28, 2020
Get the a simp for john dmug.