When you are sitting at a table eating with some boring friends, you pull your balls out of the side of your shorts, put your wrist on your thigh, put your balls on top of your wrist, and say to your friends "hey, have you seen my new wristwatch?" Your friends then look and see your balls on your wrist.
by Stagmen November 30, 2016
the act of ramming a massive penis into a womans vagina, and after ejaculation the massive penis is coverd in "cheese." It's big like a new york slice of pizza. have you ever seen those things? they're fucking huge.
by j$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ June 04, 2009
someone that is emo is usually very depressed and will physicaly harm themselfs to take their mind off of deppresion. Emo people often have or think about trying to commit suicide
Emo (in the "new" stareotypeical sense of the word)-
"I cut myself to take my mind off of the fact that I want to kill myself"
"I cut myself to take my mind off of the fact that I want to kill myself"
by xxxNASHxxx March 02, 2008
by Wordinternet January 14, 2023
New opp pack in the air, is this gas or what? He'd still be alive right now if you niggas ain't gas him up
by State of Slang November 07, 2020
"So I got this new anime plot. Basically. there's this high school girl except shes got huge boobs. I mean some serious hunkers. A real set of badonkers. Packing some dobonhonkeros, massive dohoonkabhankoloos, big ole tonhongerekoogers.
What happens next?!
A transfer student shows up with even bigger bonkhonagahoogs. Humoungos hungolomghnoloughongus.
What happens next?!
A transfer student shows up with even bigger bonkhonagahoogs. Humoungos hungolomghnoloughongus.
by DefNotFake November 08, 2020
being legally drunk / intoxicated to the point where you think its ok to drive little kids around and argue with them all.
Nick: "Hey broski, what did you do last night?"
Matt: "Oh man, I got New York School Bus Driver Drunk last night"
Nick: "sounds like a fun time"
Matt: "oh it was, i tried to tell those little bastards to sit down and shut up but instead they deliberately disobeyed me. All the slurred speech in the world couldn't control them."
Matt: "Also I signed my daughter up for boarding school"
Matt: "Oh man, I got New York School Bus Driver Drunk last night"
Nick: "sounds like a fun time"
Matt: "oh it was, i tried to tell those little bastards to sit down and shut up but instead they deliberately disobeyed me. All the slurred speech in the world couldn't control them."
Matt: "Also I signed my daughter up for boarding school"
by Tri-State Vocaburist January 06, 2010