Dumbbell hands

A term used to describe someone with fat and heavy hands. Same may call them dumbbell hands

Have you seen carters dumbbell hands

by Carter got hella money January 18, 2022

Wisconsin Ranch Hand

When a girl gives you a handjob with ranch dressing.

We use ranch dressing for two things in the Midwest. Cheese curds, and a Wisconsin ranch hand.

by Cheesehead McGubbins January 21, 2022

Hand flappers

Those useless batshit human things with big balls from the 2006 book All Tomorrows. They used to be able to fly but lost the ability to, so they just used their big-ass webbed hands for courtship display. They were made because of the Qu’s messed up alien religion.

The hand flappers went extinct because they couldn’t build tools.

Hand flappers went extinct because they were useless.

by Lemur8889 January 22, 2022

take my hand

Take my hand means to date the person aksing

Jim Crow :would you take my hand

Me:I would love too

by Theundergodu September 14, 2022

Circle/0 Hand Sign

You got absolutely no bitches

Do the Circle/0 hand sign on a pic bruv, cuz u aint got no hoes.

by squaredonym September 16, 2022

hold a girls hand day

September 16th

Hold a girls hand day. that’s it.

“Hey are you gonna hold a girls hand today?”

“wdym?”

“It’s September 16th, you hold a girls hand today”

by slayythedayyy September 16, 2022

No handed spaghetti eating contest

When performing cunnalingus (oral stimulation of the vulva or clitoris) on a woman who is on her menstrual cycle.

I went down on my wife last night when she was on her period. And I came up looking like I just won a no handed spaghetti eating contest.

by UHIT September 19, 2022