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Fat Cat Itis (fat-cat-eyetiss)

When someone’s cat is so unbelievably fat, it not only breaks the bounds of what “Fat Cat” is in its entirety, while also attracting the attention of nearby pedestrians, who, mind you, are viewing it straight through the panties. Known to be very vivid, defined, wet, and even dripping in some of the most exquisite recorded individuals.
“Yo bro… I can’t believe it… I saw a case of Fat Cat Itis (fat-cat-eyetiss) for the FIRST time today! It was so damn invigorating, got me hard as a roc!”
by Professorial_Goose_2001 July 4, 2025
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fat man's remorse

when one eats too much intentionally and then gets heart burn or feels bloated or throws up immediately afterward
something that girlfriends of fat guys everywhere have to put up with and there's no remedy to it because fat guys will not listen when it's in the heat of the moment with that beloved food item
"What's wrong with Mark?"
"Oh, he's just suffering from fat man's remorse."

"Baby, didn't I tell you you were going to have fat man's remorse? That's why you should've have stopped after the 8th piece of chicken!"

"This is the last time I'm experiencing your fat man's remorse. I'm just going to start withholding sex from you next time you want to eat those fried twinkies."
by randigirlfriend April 27, 2014
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Triggered fat boy

When an overweight male (commonly between the ages of 5-7) has an autistic outburst mirroring that of someone with schizophrenia. Outbursts usually take place over things that normal people don't get upset about, like what car seat they can sit in. In most cases if you have ever had a triggered fat boy outburst you most likely have no friends and no one likes you.
Guy 1: Man, that guy Thomas is sure acting like a triggered fat boy.

Guy 2: Wow, how come his parents don't hit him with rocks?
by Lil $acob June 19, 2017
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Fat

It means someone who is the size of a bus or a cow. Problably a fat chick or a fat man.
I found a fat man and he was rolling after me!
by I chezz January 4, 2022
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Fat

Haziq is fat
by notayafiq July 8, 2021
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fat dread

fat dread is usually the type of person to like football or rap like hiphop, and rock there usually named Ethan, Kyle or James
he is a fat dread
whats hes name?

most likley ethan james or kyle
by UrbanDitonaryyy May 10, 2024
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Fat

by EternalEnds November 25, 2022
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