cats

hairy creatures that are incarnations of god they SHALL BE TREATED AS GODS AS WELL

guy:hey what pet do u has
guy2:cat
guy:cats ARE THE WAY BROTHER

guy2:"cries" that was lovely

in sync: long live the CATS

by Aguywithbroadband April 9, 2020

Socks the cat

The cat owned by President Bill Clinton during his administration. A black and white tuxedo cat, Socks was one of two pets in the Clinton White House, along with a dog named Buddy. His likeness also hosted the 1990s version of the Whit House Kids website. Socks was born on March 15th 1989 in Arkansas and died at 19 yeas and 11 months in Maryland.

Person 1: Who was the best presidential pet?
Person 2: Socks the cat), obviously.

by thecrazycatten April 21, 2020

Cat

They Purr...

If you are looking at this, GO GET ONE!
Just because they purr
MEOW

It could also be Cat Valentine who is a character in Victorious and Sam and Cat. AKA Ariana Grande

A CAT is a small domesticated carnivorous mammal with soft fur, a short snout, and retractable claws. It is widely kept as a pet or for catching mice, and many breeds have been developed.

by Kittenpeeps31 April 22, 2020

ya wee cat

What to call a girl if she looks nice
What to say to a girl to be mean but in a nice way

Instagram post:
Comments (ya wee cat)

by Randomuser321432154321654321 April 22, 2020

cat

meow

cat

by the other fergie April 25, 2020

Smack the Cat

Pound the Pussy, Fuck the Feline, kamikaze the kitty, etc

“Man I can’t wait to Smack The Cat later”

by MrBear776 February 13, 2020

Cal-du-cat

The stray/outside cat that dwells around the cal-du-sac of the neighborhood.

"That dang cal-du-cat keeps going around begging for food, it's fat enough!"
"The kids love to play with the cal-du cat, I hope it doesn't have fleas."
"We named the cal-du-cat 'Patches'."

by Bu-tan February 15, 2020