suck a bag of dicks

Someone who sucks a tote of cocks. Usually including ATLEAST six cocks of which two are limp.

Melanie told Cory and Micky to "Suck a bag of dicks" while attempting to launch a kite at Florida State University.

by Chief Osceola March 20, 2007

dime bag

While this term usually references specific amounts of drugs for underground purchase, AVN reviewer Guy Norhinf assets this to be slang vernacular for "condom."

"Man, look at that bootylicious dime!"
"Yeah, that's a hot slut for sure, I hope you've got a dime bag.

by Hox June 18, 2006

silver douche bag

A person that is thinks highly of themselves and looks down at the poor. George Carlin called Barbra Bush this after she said "Almost everyone I’ve talked to says we're going to move to Houston...What I’m hearing which is sort of scary is they all want to stay in Texas. Everyone is
so overwhelmed by the hospitality. And so many of the people in the arena here, you know, were underprivileged anyway, so this--this (she chuckles slightly) is working very well for them." She may as well said let them eat cake. I never understood why the French cut off Marie Antoinette's head until Barbara Bush said this!!!

Most Republicans and the aristocracy are silver douche bags

by someguy563 December 2, 2005

Tool Bag Swag

The aura given off by someone who displays extreme tool-ish behavior. Tool Bag Swag is hard to attain, as only the kings of douchebagery exemplify this quality. People who wear nothing but Polo, rediculous oversized sunglasses, and flat brimmed tool or 59fifty hats have this. Tool bag swag describes the ultimate tool's way of life.

Joe displays his Tool Bag Swag as he lifts up his Polo T-Shirt to flash girls his abdominals in the hallway.

by TheSharpestBluntObject June 1, 2011

vampire tea bag

A sexual act in which a man engages in intercourse with his mesntruating lady friend, then proceeds to dunk his bloodied scrotum into her eagerly waiting wide-open mouth.

Seeking revenge for his lady friend tricking him into period sex, Matt pulled out mid-stroke and rewarded her with a sticky vampire tea bag.

by Ryjamin September 5, 2012

brown bag special

Another meaning of Butter Face. When you would doa chik only if she had a paper bag over her face.

"I would only bang her if it was a brown bag special!"

by ballin_collin February 18, 2008

lookin' at a thing in a bag

1. This is something you do when you want someone wholly retarded and gullible to get drinks for you because you're too lazy to do it for yourself.

2. Something one aspires to be doing if they just wanna be a cool guy.

"Hey, guys, what'cha doin'?"
"Lookin' at a thing in a bag."

by Sasori May 11, 2003