ur mom

a way to roast people.

Person 1: "Hey what does this mean"
Person 2: "Ur mom"

by luckygodzplay123 December 11, 2022

Your Mom

A response to stuff you do not want to answer.
A mean way to say maybe.

Perso 1:“How often do you wash your underwear?“

Person 2:“Your Mom!“

by NigelBillingsley January 20, 2023

Step mom

That person that was completely normal until it was someone's bright idea to bang their Step mom so they could post them doing it on the hub.

Jack: My step mom is so kind to me!
Harry: Yeah only cos you bang her.

by INeedTherapyPleaseHelp June 25, 2023

Your mom

What I did last night

Me and your mom last night: kissy sounds

by Swishcar November 4, 2022

ur mom

ur mom is always with you, unlike your dad who left for milk and never came back

Ur mom gay!
I know, I have two moms

by TheBestPerson(Nadia) November 12, 2019

Not your mom

Yeah, no shit. My mom's not a filth-slut.

Filth-slut "I'm not your mom!"

Hym "Why would I, a genius and the greatest mind who has ever lived, confuse you with my mother? Are you calling my mom a filth-slut?"

by Hym Iam February 10, 2025

Your mom

What I did last night

-What did you do last night?
-Your mom

by Doritowheelchair April 27, 2022