God's Piss

The finest hooch to ever grace the earth. Crafted by the master fermenters Judson and Harrison in the most unexpected of places. If a drop were to ever grace your lips, it would be the closest you would ever get to Heaven in this godless world.
Ayo, its me Vega. Hey Jack and Emily, I got so drunk off Judson and Harrison's God's Piss last night, that I literally thought God.
by NotJudson April 29, 2024
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Used in the first “Deadpool” movie..just before he cuts off his hand to escape and flip of colossus lol basically it doesn’t matter cause ain’t no “god” listening or watching so yolo.. God is a child with football field size ant-farm.. and where deep in the cavern system gents
Do it or don’t.. it’s not like you’d be struck by lightning or turned it to salt.. like Are you there God? It's me, Margaret
by DEZtheDECIMATOR June 4, 2022
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God

A guy who talked to a bunch of Jews, Christians, and Muslims, and accidentally caused more deaths than anyone else.
Christian: "My god is right!"
Muslim: "No mine!"
Jew: "No it's mine!"
by Crvddy August 21, 2023
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God Church

Several years ago, an ancient species know as "Viners" ruled the universe. Viners were known for having an excessive amount of comedical qualities, aswell as being extremely white. The almighty Jake Paul, their father, created the so called "white people language" so the Viners could communicate. In this complex language Viners, also known as white people, used expressions like "spicy", "dab" and of course the great "god church". Intellegent scientists are capeable of understanding many of these expressions, but some are still unexplainable.
I just dropped some new merch and its selling like a god church.
by Intellegent Professor June 5, 2017
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The God Slayer

Iberian God of Sex and Flex.

He is known by his ability to flirt and fuck with everything. He tends to always Flex about his sexual Encounter.

IT can be used as an adjective.
Oh No!! Here comes The God Slayer.

You are such a The God slayer.
by Alloma77 November 23, 2021
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God-botherer

An annoyingly religious person. Does NOT just mean anyone who is religious/believes in God, but minds their own business and is a decent person. God-botherers are people who do not shut the fuck up about their religion, whine about profanity and sexuality in everyday culture like it's 1950, worry too much about what other people are doing, think the reason for teen pregnancy is that we don't have enough prayer in schools, and try to get their religion written into law, and binding even upon non-believers, because they don't understand the concepts of separation of church and state, and a pluralistic society.

"God-botherer" is actually a GREAT insult, because it implies that even assuming that their God is real, they even bother God with their bullshit, God Him/Her/Them/Itself is even like "You guys need to chill out".
I said "God damn it" in a Facebook comment and some God-botherers came at me telling me that I was wicked and going to Hell for using blasphemous language, so I told them that Mary was a slut who loved taking it in the ass, just to watch them have a REAL meltdown.
by q359 July 25, 2023
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my god

what you say when someone doesn't understand something after you've explained it multiple times
*explains very clearly*

wym

my god
by hirolito October 8, 2023
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