Blowing your own Penis

The no questions asked way of telling someone they are blowing their own horn. Leave nothing to the imagination and surprise people today!

Tell them exactly what you're thinking instead of dressing it up with metaphors.

Person1: Oh my gosh dude I'm so hot that even KATIE would digg to have me.
Person2: Dude, stop blowing your own penis.
Person1: Ouch dude, real ouch.

by JaRknessd May 10, 2010

On a scale of one to my penis?

A question you ask when you want to know how hard it is raining/ snowing, ect.

Billy : Hey Carol, is it raining?
Carol: Why yes Billy it is.
Billy: Oh really? How hard on a scale of one to my penis?

by YaImCool November 11, 2010

Micro penis in grandma booty

If u got that 1 millimeter defeated then do this. First take yo millimeter shlong and take ur grandma, then fuck her in the ass crack so hard ur millimeter ding dong shlong bong dong gong touches her intestines

Gay person 1: yo grandma u wanna do Micro penis in grandma booty?

Lesbo ass grandma: sure sweet cheeks come over at my place around 6:09 pm

by BigAssBallTit March 17, 2022

suck my penis tonight?

When you are feeling really horny, and you want your dick sucked, but... you want it sucked TONIGHT

Daddy - Please sugar momma suck my penis
Sugar Momma - Sorry i dont speak english. Yes i can suck your penis
Daddy - NO SUCK IT TONIGHT. PLEASE SUCK MY PENIS TONIGHT?
Sugar Momma - *Gets ready for some action* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH YES I WILL SUCK YOUR PENIS TONIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!
Daddy - *Unleashes ultimate power*
Sugar Momma - *Sucks hard*

by OFFICIALnigger September 30, 2020

penis painting tree goat

a word used to describe someone that looks spicy.

Damn, Carla is a penis painting tree goat today.

by zeewatinaho March 1, 2011

Rusty Tree Penis

A tree with a stick that is sticking up an ass. :D

A rusty tree penis is sitting on a tree with it up your ass.

by James Malcom June 11, 2008

More Venus than Penis

Phrase meaning that a party, event, or social gathering contains more women (venus) than men (penis) in total attendees. Alternatively, one could reverse the words 'venus' and 'penis' in the phrase to mean that the event has more men, than women. See sausage fest
Phrase was originally coined by a man named Jeremy from Connecticut who was in charge of 'pre-party arrival recon' to determine if the event was worth inviting more people.

Guy1 (on phone)- How's that house party? Are there a good amount of girls, or is there alot of dudes?

Guy2- Hell yeah, definitely more venus than penis, my friend! Are you going to drop by or what?!

Guy1- I'm on my way now...(click)

by JeremySc December 22, 2008