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John McGraw

The act of being a pussy when the bros wanna do something fun
Hey Jake, wanna go to the strip club

Nah man, I’m feeling pretty John McGraw
by 0o0o0ooooo000o June 14, 2019
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John

John is unpredictable and incredible. John can literally lit up someone's life with his unpredictable humor. His existence is someone's happiness, that a person never deem that his presence would just turn things around in an unpredictable way. His gaze is a weakness.It shows how he can be genuine and fragile too. He's incredible in all aspects, that even though a person is normally have imperfections, for him, it makes him more unique and deserving to be loved. He is extravagant—someone that will always worthy of all good things. A John in a person's life is a blessing. A gift from God that is so undeserving for us, because he is more than what we have asked for. Better acknowledge John forever.
by Lucialena May 14, 2022
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John Cena

Who's that? Never seen him before.
:D "Yo bro, have you heard about this John Cena guy?"
:P "John Cena? Who's that? Never seen him before."
by SNOU January 18, 2022
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John

John is an idiot. He sucks at Minecraft. He’s cool though. He can make some good toast. And has cool dogs. His music taste is kinda trash tho. If you know a John, he is cool. Be friends with him. Don’t get to close tho, they are known to bite when crowded. lol.
Guy 1: “Have you met John?”
Guy 2:”No.”
by Swordsman891 October 27, 2020
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john quantavious dingleberry the eighth castle jr

A very beautiful Asian man. He's known to be the chillest man on Earth, he's also very sexy.
Rachel: "OMG! WHO'S THAT?!"
Samantha: "YOU DON'T KNOW? THAT'S JOHN QUANTAVIOUS DINGLEBERRY THE EIGHTH CASTLE JR."
Rachel: "WHY'S HIS NAME SO LONG?"
Samantha: "IT'S UNIQUE!"
Kills Rachel
by Stuffedhobo July 10, 2023
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John Bridge

When a man inserts a large female member within his holes.
Man, I had a great John Bridge last night, she had a huge penis
by The John Bridge May 6, 2025
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JOHN CENAAA

AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENAAA
by charlotte flair June 10, 2020
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