Nothing in one hand and shit in the other

Neither of your two options are good. But one is just plain out shitty.

Jimmy: Unemployed David has a job offer for only $5hr.
Billy: Well he’s got nothing in one hand and shit in the other.

by Juice delhagen April 28, 2022

One-handed butterfly twist

A technique used by elf fairies in medieval story books, in which a magic powder from shredded butterfly wings was used to cause death by ejaculation. The substance turns from a creamy substance to a super glue-like substance. Combined with the rapid twisting motion, the penis essentially turns to dust.

Sir Robert was tragically lured in by the seductive elf fairy Kara, and died as a result of a perfectly executed one-handed butterfly twist. There was nothing left of his penis.

by Dickless Sir Robert August 10, 2021

register hands

Legal term for a person that has mastered a level of Ata ita martial arts fighting that has hands considered to be a lethal weapon

One 3rd degree black belt fighter must register hands legally in certain states

by anonymous June 26, 2023

Second hand scrolling

The act of looking over one's shoulder while they are engaged in scrolling on their device.

Damn dude get your own phone and stop second hand scrolling my shit.

by shanagains9211 April 29, 2025

International Men With Soft Hands Day

On the 10th of March of every year, there is held a celebration for men with soft hands

Happy International Men with Soft Hands day my G's !

by 1234568910qwertyuiopasdfghjklz March 9, 2021

hand mullet

If you have a pregnant wife you know what I mean.

I have grown a hand mullet due to a lack of sexual participation from my pregnant wife.

by susil19 June 2, 2016

Ailien Hands

Generative AI image of hands that contain non-human like features.

Check out the ailien hands on that hound dog.

by MrJangles1969 April 28, 2023