Receiving a blow job from a vacuum cleaner or masturbating with any other household appliance. Performed with the hose function and sometimes even using added attachments, such as the one with bristles to simulate a certain fetish, the Black & Decker blowjob is usually performed experimentally.
She's been gone for a while so I decided to hook up the carpet hugger and give myself a black & decker blowjob.
Well I got bored so after cleanin the drapes I took the house attachment and gave myself a black & decker blowjob.
Well I got bored so after cleanin the drapes I took the house attachment and gave myself a black & decker blowjob.
by Rapture333 May 10, 2010
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Get the Black Lives Matter mug.When your frat boy buddy tells you, "Dude, I was so wasted last night, while that girl was blowing me, I accidentally gave her a black bean fiesta."
by PensiveGoose July 6, 2010
Get the Black Bean Fiesta mug.When a black women sticks at least two fingers in the anus of a tall skinny redheaded man. It orginated when the strict parents of redheads wouldn't let them have black women over. They would sneak the girls inside. To really disobey the parents the black girl would then shove her fingers in his ass
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Get the black door play mug.Simultaneously putting your thumb in the vagina and a finger in the butt. Then you tap your finger and thumb together. Typically in a rapid fashion, like a moth's wings.
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Me: Wtf what happened to urban dictionary... black is the new blue
Me: Wtf what happened to urban dictionary... black is the new blue
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