Shut Up Thomas Day 3

shut up thomas day 3 is the third national shut up thomas day in the world! it’s on october 20th!

thomas: hey
me: shut up
thomas: oh my god is there ANOTHER national shut up thomas day?

me: yup! it’s october 20th, today! Shut Up Thomas Day 3!
thomas: why

by adorable6d September 23, 2020

3 ps

Pappy, Pussy, Poles

3 ps for a real nigga ! Rest Easy Pappy 🏴 ☠️ Hot nigga inna steamer !!!

by Tirsav January 2, 2022

3 word blasphemy

Alright let's go! Let's see if we can rattle off a few!

Hym "3 word blasphemy, let's go! 'You're not God (Jew).' The Jew is implied and, therefore, does not count as a fourth word. 'You're not Hym.' Enough to make a grown man cry. 'God is Evil.' He can genocide as much as he wants. 'Porn is Good.' Sex is only ok if she's kind of your sister and if they see you only fucking the fat cocks the jig is up! "Derka derka derka" NEVER say this! It isn't fun or funny to say it. Don't do it! 'Where's my super-suit!?" That's 2 movie references. We have to stop. 'Fat cock dictatorship' Shhh! You're not supposed to notice! 'God was right.' You're all inherently bad. Thank you Urban Dictionary I was running out of blasphemy. 'Death Note Sucks.' You're a Goddamn liar! Take it back! Take it back! I'll murder your family! 'God is Dead' probably the thing that drove Nietzsche insane. Let's see... How about... 'If THAT GUY actually makes A.I. I will let him

✌️✊️✌️Breed✌️✊️✌️ me 🤢' It's not 3 words but I will bet you 1 billion dollars to a bucket of dogshit that THAT EXACT INTERACTION has happened! To completion bitch! You're a clever girl. That bet was a win-win for you. Ummmm, Yeah... Running out of characters. I might make this a segment..."

by Hym Iam May 23, 2024

1€§2£|3¥~4_…5^\6[<7]>8{!9}?0

congrats, you got absolutely nothing

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by Naufalicious November 30, 2024

lane 3

the lane on a swim team in which the talented but lazy swimmers go. not quite hard core enough for lane 1 or hard working enough for lane 2, but better than lanes 4-6.

could go to state if they did their full sets, but they're too laid back. lane three is a good time typically full of chill people and one person who swims on the wrong side of the lane or attempts to wound others.

Coach: You know, you could go to state.
Swimmer: Nah, that's okay. I'm too used to lane 3.

by shrimptown December 2, 2011

Drinking Gay Potion At 3 AM

so bassically you have to search the jungle gaymusius and in a secret passage you find it the holy GAY POTION if you drink the potion at 3 AM Kermit The Frog will start Fucking you hard

Person 2 how was Drinking Gay Potion At 3 AM

Person 1 i Drank the Gay Potion At 3 AM last night and fucked kermit the frog HARD

Person 2 how big is it

Person 1 Kermits!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Person 2 ya

Person 1 a whole 9 CUBITS (13.5 feet)

Person 2 gyad damnnnn

Person 1 ikr. so small

Person 2 the fuck

Person 1 ya only half the size of mine

Person 2 (ಠ_ಠ)

by Nater Potaterrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr February 14, 2024

3:41

Nicolas King McRae Has implemented his Spotify playlist as an Angel number. Because why not.

Hey have you listened to 3:41am at 3:41am Yet? It hits different

by Nicolasking June 9, 2022