Johnny E

Johnny E has a massive cock and is super charismatic. He makes sure everyone knows about how big his massive cock is and the fact that he's a Beatles fan. He plays the guitar like he fingers pussy but he sings like two keys off. He's a manwhore that likes to fuck around with as many biddies as possible. From the second he wakes up, he's only thinking about how he can impale the next bitch with his meat rod. He can last hours and nuts gallons. His long hair makes him look like John Lennon and he drives a nice car but his huge cock weighs it down so he has to go slow over any bumps to prevent the car's bottom from scraping

Person1: Yo, what's up Johnny E?
Johnny E: Hey do you know this song by the Beatles?
Person1: Ai, shut the fuck up.

by badussy2.0 February 9, 2022

e

the best letter in the fucking alphabet

I hate you.

e

by lesbiansBitch March 23, 2022

E

E

E

by luckygodz June 2, 2023

quick-e

A quick email.

I know you're busy, so just send me a quick-e asap and let me know if you'll be at the meeting.

by prtkkert November 15, 2009

E Dick

Formerly known commonly as a vibrator, or a French tickler, the more up-to-date name for the 2020s is E dick

Sweetie, I’m really tired tonight, please just pull your E Dick out of the drawer please.

by KazooCogs June 15, 2021

E

A meme

dude: Guys what's your favorite meme Other dude: E

by daddycheeks December 10, 2022

E

E (wait I have to use this in a sentence)

Hello I would like to inform that I have transformed into E.

by Gabeiscool1006 April 21, 2023