Tepid Meat

A semi-erect penis unable to inadequately perform its sexual function.

"Who do you think you'll please with that tepid meat?"

by DrCofefe December 17, 2022

Meat Snorter

A).Someone who uses cocaine off a penis shaft. Synonymous with "hammer rails"
B).Somebody who smells male genitalia for Sexual pleasure. Synonymous with "cock sniffer "

" Oh man that chick asked me if she take a hammer rail, she's a total meat snorter"

"Bro I heard homie had to take a hammer rail in order to get his free bag. Yeah he's a total meat Snorter"

by Certifieddictionary February 3, 2023

Massachusetts Man Meat

A 16 inch throbbing hammer in a Bostonians pants

Look at that Massachusetts Man Meat

by meatmuncher12 September 3, 2019

Gopher Meat

An older women that appears younger than she really is and who is considered a viable lay. You're not embarrased to tell your friends about her.

Look at the gopher meat!

by Cheesy Beans February 11, 2017

Pumping meat locker

PUMPING MEAT LOCKER!! Is a game where one player lays on they’re stomach on a couch and another player runs from one couch arm to the other while running over the player laying in they’re stomach until the laying player can’t take it anymore. Then they swap places.

My sister almost broke my back playing Pumping Meat Locker on the couch last night.

by Fenwaypro55 May 11, 2019

Beat it with a meat tenderizer

Simply, to beat something with a meat tenderizer. Quite thrilling.

Person 1: Man that girl Sarah beat it with a meat tenderizer.
Person 2: Aw coo- wait what does that mean??
Person 1: Uh she beat it with a meat tenderizer, obviously.

by Keouiiii February 15, 2020

Wild Meat Beater

An individual that succumbs to the urge of masturbation regardless of the circumstances

guys wild meat beater alert! I just caught egan jerking it in the other room at the party.

by TheStreak June 8, 2020