one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter

Confliction. Also, you’re not automatically funny by putting this into Urban Dictionary

Guy1: one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter
Guy2: You’re an idiot.

by Meep beep June 12, 2021

Golden Eye

A red eye flight into Europe on a private jet where you work or party without sleeping on the plane.

Too much work to do so we took a golden eye from Miami to London and went straight to a day full of meetings.

by UberGuy June 19, 2021

Eyes like a dude

A female that has eyes like a dude, in the same way that Brendan Fraser or Chris Kattan have eyes like a bitch.

She's always trying to stare and look hard with the eyes like a dude.

by The Original Agahnim June 23, 2021

ey

A literal nobody-

“She is a literal ey.”

by Miracu-K-on-Blink June 28, 2021

Santa Clause Eyes

When you smoke too much shibby and your eyes are squinted like a smiling Santa Clause.

Bro, you so lit, you got Santa Clause eyes.

by Dano Luvoe June 30, 2021

Wax Eye Cereal Killers

a product from Wax-Eye and artist Joe Simko that combines his excellent artwork with a horror theme for cereal brands

Wax Eye Cereal Killers are the best trading card series.

by SPrice1980 April 24, 2022

Eyes Front

A command found meaningless by some Cav officers during the American Civil War

"Squad, present sabers"

"Captain? Eyes front?"

by REB1941 April 24, 2022