Post traumatic butt syndrome

When an anal experience is so wrong that it causes deep psychological harm

Someone tried to pull the Richard Gere on me. I can't stand to be around vases anymore. I have post traumatic butt syndrome.

by Final anal-lysis January 2, 2015

deva curl denial syndrome

an often debilitating condition where sufferers experience shame associated with using deva curl products

dawg 1: hey man how’s the deva curl going?
dawg 2: *clearly lying* i don’t use deva curl
dawg 1: you appear to be suffering from deva curl denial syndrome

by wilbur robinson March 20, 2019

Fix a nigga syndrome

"Fix a nigga syndrome" refers to the female mind set that she is capable of fixing his inner demons.

Female: He claims he's going through a lot, I don't know how much I can take of this, but I love him, and I'm going to give him another chance.

Female friend: Girl you got that "fix a nigga syndrome, you need some help.

by Girlpowerusa March 1, 2019

Weak Ass Pussy Syndrome

1. Someone that acts like a pussy all the time.

2. Someone whoms pussy isn't quite enjoyable.

1. person A: Let's go to the mall.
person B: No it's raining outside.
person A: Boy, do you have weak ass pussy syndrome or something!

by Parkzoom November 13, 2019

FDS (Fortnite Dance Syndrome)

When you can’t stop fornite dancing because you’re too goddamn epic!!!

I was at a funeral and had to give a speech on behalf of my dead grandmother when suddenly I just started to whack out my finest fortnite dances! How epic! I probably have FDS (Fortnite Dance Syndrome)

by Epic Gamer Perkele October 11, 2020

Automatic Head Removal Syndrome

An individual with Automatic Head Removal Syndrome (AHRS) will live a life of incessant and unending suffering of which any form of mercy is confiscated, and all hope is instantly overshadowed by uncontested despair. They are forced against their will to commit horrific acts that no one should see. In the event eye contact is made, the individual will become instantaneously incapacitated until the deed is done, that deed being the beheading of the viewer. The process is swift, but undoubtedly agonizing and traumatic. The individual may only watch from an empty shell as the murderous act is executed. Those suffering from AHRS may also have a stinky wiener hole.

Gay: Do you have automatic head removal syndrome?
ARHS: Please stand by while head is removed

by SevenCorn January 25, 2021

Bubble Butt Conversion syndrome

Where a male who identifies as straight transitions to bisexuality or even homosexuality, mainly cause by a phenomenon known as the Male Bubble Butt.

Men, regardless of orientation, are driven by breeding imperative. And a common method for selecting a mate is observing the buttocks, with larger specimens typically indicating higher chances of fertile impregnation. A straight male who observes a male bubble butt unaware will continue to be attracted to it, and often, the condition will take hold to the point to where the male will actively desire relationships with these “Bubble Butt Men”

Davis had seen the occasional troll photo of bubble butt guys out there, but he’d always dismissed it as photo shop. That is, until one walked into his gym one day. Big around as a basket ballad just as firm, Davis was shocked to see a male who could support a phatty bigger than most girls. His curiosity spiked, and that evening, he wen Home and did research, finding that there were many bois with big booties.

A few months later:
Davis as he thrust in and out a few more times before he held himself in deep and firm. He enjoyed the feeling of his dick swelling up and pouring it’s potent contents into this bubble butt twink.

Davis was just the latest victim to Bubble Butt Conversion Syndrome

by Alphaz54 February 22, 2021