poop

Stuff that comes out of your ass. Usually brownish. Sometimes red and yellow. Comes in many types:

The Titanic poop:
A massive poop. Sometimes called a Lincoln Log. Push it out and gasp at its size.

The Giant poop:
A huge poop. Bigger then life. Hope for the best. If you are unlucky, this will rupture your bowels and kill you. If you are lucky, this will create a huge poop. Don't flush, bring all of your buddies over to gape and gasp at its size. Take pictures. You might have made a world record.
"I just took a poop today"
"Poop is brown, mushy, and sometimes looks like a banana."

by Zap1300 August 11, 2021

Tasty Poop

When you like poop. There is mental die=sease and its start with c

Such Tasty Poop

by Bob IS Joe December 21, 2021

Moldy poop

The smell is horrible! One day i pooped and it got clogged, it sat in the toilet for so long black mold started growing from the bacteria.

My poop just got moldy! It’s now moldy poop!

by Farting definitions July 5, 2021

Bowser poops

A poop that feels spikey and hard much like the turtle shell that gets you in first place

Had a bad bowser poops yesterday thought it was kidney stones again

by Bowser August 11, 2023

Poop

An Gooey substance that comes out of your butt

I had a big poop in the morning

by God_234 July 31, 2020

poop

brown log squishy or hard with chunks comming out of your behind

the poop comming out of my butt was long and hard

by bdog006 November 1, 2020

Poop

It’s just poop 💩

Me: Hey I gotta poop

Mom: Go then..
Me: I WILL!

by Jill 💕 June 25, 2019