jock rock

Overly obnoxious and overly produced dad rock that lives and breathes toxic masculinity. (i.e. Journey and Aerosmith)

I'm glad Nirvana came around to put an end to jock rock.

by Ben Recob December 30, 2023

Eunuch Rock

A new name for the soft rock, easy-listening sounds of 70's and 80's music that is characterized by it's earnest, treacly male lead singers who apparently have removed their genitalia in order to tap into their feminine sides and, ironically, appeal more to their female paramours.

To qualify as being "Eunuch Rock", the band must have a male lead singer and can sometimes, but not always, feature an acoustic guitar, twinkling piano or saxophone solo.

Definitive examples of Eunuch Rock are: Stephen Bishop (of Tootsie fame), Ambrosia, Air Supply, Player, Christopher Cross or anyone who sings in a falsetto.

by Hjlprojections April 2, 2014

Rock Awesome

adj

1. Solidly awesome. So awesome it will stand the test of time.

2. A compound of “that rocks” and “that’s awesome.” For times when ‘awesome’ doesn’t fully capture the greatness of a moment.

When Joey rolled his Camaro, set his broken arm, then hiked 15 miles to make it to the kegger in time to snog with Becky; that was rock awesome!

by geomorph December 30, 2008

Dumb ass a rock

Dumb as a rock combined with asshole and increased stupidity.
Most of people of this category do not understand the difference between Dumb as a rock and Dumb ass a rock

Guy 1: Your mom is as dumb as a rock.
Guy 2: Nope. She is ass dumb ass a rock.

by Jekr December 10, 2018

The Rock

its about drive- Okay no jokes , but he's a famous movie actor , (was) a wwe superstar , and created some cool music? shit idk a lot about him

anyways ITS ABOUT DRIVE ITS ABOUT POWER

person 1: hey you know the rock
person 2: its about drive

by creativename_ February 18, 2022

Sydney Rock Oyster

When you put two fingers in the anus and the thumb in the vagina like holding an oyster and then lick the clit like you are tipping the oyster into your mouth.

I was so horny and hungry that I gave her the old Sydney Rock Oyster.

by crima_sauce November 25, 2017

smash rocks

The act of playing your current survival game with your bestie. Usually involves a fist or other implement to vigorously gather resources.

"Hey, want to smash rocks together on our lunch break?"

"I'm down to smash some rocks."

by h2ocelot July 6, 2024