Acquisition and reallocation of necessary consumer goods

Might be an interesting thing to write on a job application if you used to shoplift for a living...

"My primary work experience centered around the acquisition and reallocation of necessary consumer goods."

by Anonymouse Donor October 26, 2020

Good Housekeeping

an American women's magazine featuring articles about women's interests, product testing by The Good Housekeeping Institute

On May 2, 1885, Clark W. Bryan founded Good Housekeeping in Holyoke, Massachusetts as a fortnightly magazine

by Wendysfg May 7, 2023

redneck good time

When a girl gives you a handjob with sand paper then throws rubbing alcohol on it after

My sister gave me the redneck good timeit hurt like hell

by Daddy long leg 96 July 14, 2017

A Good Joe

Not Joel

JK Joel is a good Joe

by Oof on dem roblox March 11, 2019

Call Becky with the good hair

That plain and ordinary skunk smiling at a damn wine glass

Him: Hey, what’s up?
Her: Go call Becky with the good hair!

by BadhairBecky December 3, 2018

Good Time Donny

Pretty much the baddest mother fucker alive. Can drink more beer than anyone you know. And is all around better than you at everything that matters.

Got drunk with Good Time Donny last night he drank all my beer, fucked my Ol’ Lady, and laught at me when I got pissed at him.

by One bad mother fucker May 11, 2019

Good morning USA

I got a feeling that it’s gonna be a wonderful day the sun and sky has a smile on its face and he’s shining a salute to the American race!

Stan:”OH BOY ITS SWELL TO SAAAY”
Roger:Good morning USA AH

GOOD MORNING USA

by GivemethyswordNOWW May 17, 2023