Wearing hats with haircut 

Basically if you wear a hat after you get a haircut you get 0 bitches and you fat and ugly.

Wearing hats with haircut .Smithy wor his hat that can only mean his haircut got fucked.

Wearing hats with haircut by Elver Gallarga June 4, 2022

HAND ON HAIR

hand on hair means you like men

e.g josh put his hand on hair for a snapchat selfie

HAND ON HAIR by hoemama852 June 9, 2022

erzas_.red._hair 

BEST MUTUAL EVER!!
i love you so much
literally so nice and overall amazing

“erzas_.red._hair is the best and i love them!!!”

erzas_.red._hair by gaarasw.ife June 11, 2022

Ryan’s hair 

Naturally red with no hints of blonde whatsoever

Ryan claims that his hair is blonde…. Ryan’s hair is red

Ryan’s hair by Yahdidkdd July 1, 2022

Devil's Haircut 

Devil's Haircut, thinking about causing trouble, being mischievous , misbehaving,

Having bad thoughts of doing bad things, a troublemaker has a Devil's Haircut in his mind
is a state of mind

I wouldn't have taken her home with me but I had a Devil's Haircut that night.
When I got pulled over I was only doing a hundred, I told the cop that my Devil's Haircut made me do it.

Devil's Haircut by somesillymechanic October 12, 2022

Pink Martini Haircut 

When a girl is struggling with pubic hair drastic action is required.

The man fills her clunge with martini (or other spirits) then instead of drinking from her excessively furry cup…. Lights a match and singes her carpet before entering her.

Roger : I went to see that girl last night that’s allergic to Razors.

TONY : What did you do?

Roger : I gave her a pink martini haircut

Tony : great shout, I bet she has a lovely smooth snatch now

Pink Martini Haircut by STANDINGRICH December 28, 2022

national kiss pink haired girls day 

october 13th is the national kiss pink haired girls day. all pink haired girls get a fat juicy smooch! 🤭😘

hey Erin, tomorrow is national kiss pink haired girls day. ready for a kiss???

national kiss pink haired girls day by sparklesn✮t January 12, 2023