Do one legged ducks swim in circles?

If someone is trying to proove a point , but really has no idea what they are arguing , they might use this phrase "Do one legged ducks swim in circles?", it will throw the opposition for a while until the realise that no they dont , that would be stupid , thus is only good for short term evasion.

subject change is recommended before they realise :)

Fred:"so you actually understand quantum physics??"
Sam:"Does a duck with one leg swim in circles??"
Fred:"umm ??"
Sam:"look at the weather!!"
..
..
much later ...
Fred :" hey wait a minute , no !!"

by Duck expert May 27, 2003

Doo doo doo bop. Do doo doot. Doo, doo doo bo do bop.

The sound you hear when you first start playing Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas. If you own the game you know what I mean.

Dam I've been humming that all day. Cluckety-cluck. Place your order.

by BloodyCunt4 December 10, 2004

do you have blue gum for me?

when you have nothing to say, this phrase is used to break silence and as a conversation starter

Person 1: *chewing gum*

*silence*

Person 2: "I want some blue gum. Do you have blue gum for me?"

by J. Robinson May 12, 2009

how much do I owe ya

A phrase upon uttering of which you effectively rid yourself of an undesired partner after sexual intercourse.

You: Oh baby, that was great. How much do I owe ya?
A girl: Fuck you! I ain't no fucking whore! *leaves*

by PoopyPoo December 5, 2004

Trust Me, I know what I'm doing

A phrase often usd by people who don't really know what they're doing.

This catch phrase was often used by the 80's TV cop Sledge Hammer right before he does something that results in some sort of catastrophic event or disaster.

Captain Trunk: Sledge, you cannot disarm that nuclear bomb!

Sledge Hammer: Trust me, I know what I'm doing.

(A nuclear explosion ensues thus ending the season finale of Sledge Hammer)

by d_art July 10, 2005

who the hell do you think i am

A valid response to any insult and/or challenge. Even if you are unable to back up the line, saying it is enough to make anyone else's argument invalid.

Stemming from the show Gurren Lagann as a popular catchphrase.

1: You are so stupid.
2: Who the hell do you think I am?!

1: You couldn't win if you tried.
2: Just who the hell do you think I am?

by reggin kcalb January 5, 2014

Lord forgive me for what im about to do

Implys that the poster is about to masturbate to the post above.

Masturbation is a sin so they're asking for the lords forgiveness.

guy 1: posts photoshopped picture of thanos with a big ass
guy 2: lord forgive me for what im about to do

by blueoystercultfan24 November 30, 2019