satan dick

A dick that is big red and angry looking. Can widen an asshole to a very big size.

Oh god thats satan dick.

Dont go near the satan dick.

by Cobra aws December 9, 2016

comfort dick

the dick you return to because you are familiar with that phallus; low effort pursuit for that dick because you know it already.

I hooked up with my ex because it was low effort. I know that dick. That's a comfort dick.

by gblowit May 6, 2018

unbiased dick

When a person's sexual drive is so potent that they will have sex with anyone or anything.

person 1: If I didn't know better I'd think that Jeff was hitting on me.

person 1: he was.

Doesn't he have a gf?

Person 1: ya, but he has an unbiased dick.

by doya January 22, 2015

Dick-dazzled

(1) adj - situation whereupon a female is undeniably at the mercy of her high-maintinence boyfriend & answers to his every beck and call, usually followed by the reprioritizing of boyfriend over friends, family, school, food, water, and air.

(2) adj - making decisions based on the incentive of sex

The female version of being pussy whipped.

(1) OMG, Caitlyn is so dick-whipped that she ignored her niece when she needed her room keys back and didn't answer her phone or the door.

(2) If he didn't give it up all the time, she wouldn't be so goddamned dick-dazzled.

by GrrrlllScout December 16, 2008

Tar Dick

Someone who has a penis that is darker than the rest of his bodies skin tone.

Shut up you tar dick son of a bitch!

Dude, I hear from your girlfriend you got a tardick!

by jojotheg0dofrandom March 5, 2011

Horse Dick

you seriously went on google to open a dictionary site just to look up horse dick...

you actually turned on your computer, opened google, searched up a fucking dictionary site just to look up horse dick

by saul goodman but on speed August 25, 2022

dick double

Using another persons dick or sex toy when having sex.

Having a dick double is about the same as having a stunt double.

(guy#1) dude i think i would totally screw that chick,she's hot!
(guy#2) yea right,but she's nasty man. seriously i wouldn't fuck her with your dick or let my dick double touch that!!

by Jaz D3 April 21, 2009