A trump

A noun and or verb.

Any literal or figurative piece of shit.

1) A turd or piece of shit.

2 Bowl movement or the act of releasing ones bowls.

3) Any worthless, detestable or contemptible person or thing
Defined as; any literal of figurative piece of shit.

"Will you watch the kids for a few minutes? I have to send trump his breakfast/ lunch or dinner."

"Your dog took a trump on the carpet!"

"Damn! It smells like trump in here."

I thought that I was ready for the quiz but I took a real trump on it in reality.
by Liquor store Willie April 06, 2022
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A trump

To be a bad loser and/or accuse someone of cheating with no evidence whatsoever
He lost the chess match, but now he's just throwing a trump
by Lysox23 January 07, 2021
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Trump Lynne

A Russian word for "springboard". Any coincidence with real persons is purely by chance.
P1 - Do you know what Russians call a springboard?
P2 - No.
P1 - Trumpleen.
P2 - Trump Lynne? LOL
by Murdoc Kylburne January 19, 2017
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A vague term that can refer to just about any person, animal or inanimate object that is better qualified to be President of the United States than failed Republican re-run Donald Trump. For some reason the GOP is hanging their hopes and dreams on the doomed presidential bid of a convicted rapist and felon who is so broke he's resorted to selling national secrets to the Chinese and doing personal favors for Vladmir Putin in exchange for campaign donations.
This snowglobe depicting the Toronto skyline and CNN Tower in a blizzard is better qualified than Donald Trump to be President because, unlike Trump, it sits harmlessly on a desk without committing rape or sedition.

This egg-salad sandwich I bought from a truck stop is better qualified than Donald Trump to be President because, unlike Trump, people will discard it when it starts to stink.

This strip of gauze with pubes stuck to it is better qualified than Donald Trump to be President because the only person it affected was the sex worker whose eyes watered when it was ripped out of her crotch during a Brazilian wax, unlike Trump who put pretty much everybody in danger when he stole documents naming undercover CIA operatives in foreign countries and sold them to Iran.

This "I ❤️ Pounding Proud Boy Ass" T-shirt is better qualified than Donald Trump to be President because it's less offensive and more fun at parties, has a better understanding of world politics and U.S. history and Constitutional law, and plus it won't try to give a long, pointless speech about how it really didn't lose the election if the Georgia governor had only committed fraud to find some "extra" Trump votes, and if it weren't for the hordes of drag-queen immigrants, by now somebody would have found evidence of the kind of voter fraud that wasn't intended to benefit Trump.
by doubleghost March 28, 2024
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Trump tuck

To give in totally and completely like a small scared puppy with it's tail between it's legs when confronted by one's superior.
Donnie said he was going to stand up to Vladimir, but he totally Trump Tucked.
by Benedict Donald July 18, 2018
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When someone immediately counters criticism of Donald Trump by accusing the person of having TDS (Trump Derangement Syndrome).
1: I think it's bad that Donald Trump tried to overturn the 2020 election. He should not have done that.

2: You literally have TDS!

1: Well you have Trump Derangement Syndrome Derangement Syndrome (TDSDS), you accuse me of having TDS every time i criticize Trump.
by Solheim July 06, 2024
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Trump Earshot

Trump Earshot is basically when something bad almost happened to you but you managed to avoid it very narrowly
Bro that match was a trump earshot from my rank being lowered.
by Nfgsus July 31, 2024
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